ot	PATPAT <T-NAME>	You patpat <T-NAMESELF>, trying to comfort <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> patpats <T-NAME>.  <T-NAME> is NOT comforted.	<S-NAME> patpats you.	They must not need your comforting.
mo	SMILE	You smile happily.	<S-NAME> smiles happily.		
mo	BONK	***BONK!!!***	<S-NAME> bonk(s) <S-HIM-HERSELF> on the head for being such a moron.		
mo	TWEAK	Tweak who?			
mo	GLARE	You glare at nothing in particular.	<S-NAME> glares around <S-HIM-HER>.		
ss	SNICKER	You snicker.	<S-NAME> snickers.		
ss	SNARL <T-NAME>	You snarl at <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> snarls at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> snarls at you, for some reason.	No need to snarl!
mo	OOGLE	You start to oogle at everyone in the room.	<S-NAME> oogles at everyone in the room.		
mo	WONDER SELF	You wonder about yourself and your purpose here.	A blank stare crosses <S-NAME>'s face.  What could <S-HE-SHE> be wondering about?		
mo	CONTEMPLATE	You bite your lip contemplatively.	<S-NAME> bites <S-HIS-HER> lip contemplatively.		
sv	YEEHAW	You mount your pony(?) and shout YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!	<S-NAME> bounces up and down screaming *YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!*		
oo	PILLOW	You raise a pillow over your head and look around savagely.	<S-NAME> raises a pillow over <S-HIS-HER> head and looks around savagely.		
ov	COLLAPSE <T-NAME>	You collapse right into <T-NAMESELF>'s arms.	<S-NAME> collapses right into <T-NAMESELF>'s arms.	Suddenly, <S-NAME> collapses into your arms from exhaustion.	They've already left, just collapse on the floor.
mo	SLOBBER	You slobber down your front.	<S-NAME> slobbers all over <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
mv	FIST	You shake your fist angrily in the air!	<S-NAME> shakes <S-HIS-HER> fist angrily in the air!		
ww	GROVEL	You grovel in the dirt.	<S-NAME> grovels in the dirt.		
mo	NOOGIE	You can't noogie the AIR!  It has no head.			
oo	BOW	You bow deeply.	<S-NAME> bows deeply.		
mw	DOH <T-NAME>	You hit your head like Homer Simpson and holler `DOH!!!` at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> hits <S-HIS-HER> head like Homer Simpson and hollers `DOH!!!` at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> looks right at you and lets out a loud ^yDOH^?!!!!	DOH!
mo	EYE SELF	You carefully inspect yourself making sure nothing is out of place.	<s-name> checks over <s-his-her> belongings, looking for something.		
ww	RAMBLE <T-NAME>	You ramble on to <T-NAMESELF> about your past adventures.	<S-NAME> blithers on and on to <T-NAMESELF> about something.	<S-NAME> tells you a rather boring tale, you feign interest.	??EH??
ss	MOO <T-NAME>	You focus all your bovine Zen on <T-NAMESELF>, and speak your thoughts.  Muh-OOOOO!	Slowly, <S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF>, chews <S-HIS-HER> cud, and muh-OOOOs!	<S-NAME> moos at you.  What could that possibly mean?	You'd better find someone else to moo at.
mo	BOGGLE	You boggle at the concept.	<S-NAME> boggles at the concept.		
mo	STARE	You stare at the sky.	<S-NAME> stares at the sky.		
mo	EPOKE	You get ready to poke someone in the eye.	<S-NAME> looks around for some eyes to gouge.		
mo	PEER SELF	You get a little cross-eyed with your attempts to stare yourself down.	<S-NAME> peers at <S-HIM-HERSELF>, crossing <S-HIS-HER> eyes in the process.		
ov	HIGHFIVE SELF	You try to give yourself a high five.  What ARE you thinking?	<S-NAME> tries to high five <S-HIM-HERSELF>, but ends up looking foolish instead.		
mt	SNUGGLE	Who?			
mo	LIFE <T-NAME>	<T-NAMESELF> needs to get a life!	<T-NAMESELF> needs to get a life!	You need to get a life!	Who needs a life?
mv	LBITE <T-NAME>	You bite <T-NAME> softly.	<S-NAME> gives <T-NAME> a love bite.	<S-NAME> gives <T-NAME> a love bite.	They don`t want your love!
mt	SNUGGLE <T-NAME>	You snuggle <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> snuggles up to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> snuggles up to you.	They aren't here.
mo	WAVE	You wave happily.	<S-NAME> waves happily.		
mo	RUB SELF	You rub yourself...lingering a little too long in some places.	<S-NAME> rubs <S-HIM-HERSELF>...what a creep!		
ss	FART	Stinky!	<S-NAME> lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops <S-NAME>!		
ms	CLAP SELF	You clap at your own performance.	<S-NAME> claps at <S-HIS-HER> own performance.		
ss	COUGH	You cough loudly.	<S-NAME> coughs loudly.		
mo	JUDGE SELF	You don't REALLY want to do that.			
mo	SUPPORT	You fully support the plan.	<S-NAME> fully supports the plan.		
ss	PANT	You pant lustily.	<S-NAME> pants lustily.		
oo	TAG	Tag whom?	<S-NAME> casts about for someone to tag.		
mo	TWITCH <T-NAME>	You twitch involuntarily at <T-NAMESELF>'s presence.	<T-NAMESELF> must really be getting to <S-NAME>...	<S-NAME> notices you and twitches.	Nervous? They aren't even here.
mo	CONSPIRE SELF	<S-NAME> is paranoid enough to distrust even <S-HIM-HERSELF>.			
ss	BURP <T-NAME>	You burp loudly to <T-HIM-HER> in response.	<S-NAME> burps loudly in response to <T-NAMESELF>'s remark.	<S-NAME> burps loudly in response to your remark.	You can't find your victim.
ww	WHINE <T-NAME>	You whine to <T-HIM-HER>, hoping desperately that at least <T-HE-SHE> will give a damn.	<S-NAME> whines pathetically to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> whines pathetically to you.  What a loser!	They really don't care.
mo	LUST	Your hormones begin to rage.	<S-NAME> has that look of lust in <S-HIS-HER> eyes --- Get away QUICK!		
ms	APPLAUD	Clap, clap, clap.	<S-NAME> gives a round of applause.		
ss	LAG	Yes, yes.	<S-NAME> is   m o v i n g      v  e    ry  sl  o w   l   y ...		
oo	FLASH SELF	That's sick.	PERVERT PRESENT!  <S-NAME> is trying to flash <S-HIM-HERSELF>		
mo	ROLL SELF	At whom do you wish to roll your eyes?			
mo	GIRN SELF	You attempt to grin but fail horribly.			
mo	POINT	You point in every direction.	<S-NAME> points excitedly!		
ws	MUTTER SELF	You mutter quietly to yourself.	<S-NAME> mutters something quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ww	PLEAD	You beg and plead to anyone who will listen.	<S-NAME> pleads <S-HIS-HER> case to anyone who will listen... You ALMOST feel sorry for <S-HIS-HER>.		
mo	SSMILE <T-NAME>	You smile sweetly at <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> smiles sweetly at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> smiles sweetly at you.	There's no one by that name around.
mt	FRENCH	Kiss whom?			
mo	SMILE SELF	You smile at yourself.	<S-NAME> smiles at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
mv	SHAKE	You shake your head.	<S-NAME> shakes <S-HIS-HER> head.		
mo	TWEAK SELF	You can't DO that.			
mo	SHRUG SELF	You shrug to yourself.	<S-NAME> shrugs to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
mo	WONDER <T-NAME>	You look at <T-NAMESELF> and wonder what will happen.	<S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF> and wonders....	<S-NAME> looks at you quizzically.	You wonder what would have happened had they been here.
ov	WHAP	Whap who?			
ot	BITE <T-NAME>	You bite <T-NAMESELF> on the neck.	<S-NAME> bites <T-NAMESELF> on the neck!	<S-NAME> bites you on the neck.	Hungry?  No such luck.
mo	LEAN <T-NAME>	You lean on <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> leans on <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> leans on you.	You can`t lean on something when it`s not here.
ss	DSIGH SELF	You exhale deeply because of your loss.	<S-NAME> sighs deeply, saddened by something.		
mo	HEAD	You toss your head haughtily.	<S-NAME> tosses <S-HIS-HER> head haughtily.		
ot	TICKLE SELF	You tickle yourself, how funny!	<S-NAME> tickles <S-HIM-HERSELF>.	<S-NAME> tickles <S-HIM-HERSELF>.	
mo	SQUEEZE	Where, what, how, WHO ???			
ov	PUNCH SELF	You punch yourself.  You deserve it.	<S-NAME> punches <S-HIM-HERSELF>.  Why don't you join in?		
mo	SHIVER	Brrrrrrrrr.	<S-NAME> shivers uncomfortably.		
mv	FIST <T-NAME>	You shake your fist at <T-HIM-HER>!	<S-NAME> shakes <S-HIS-HER> fist at <T-NAME>! Uh-oh!	<S-NAME> shakes his fist at <T-NAME>! Uh-oh!	You must have scared them off.
mv	NTWIST	You pinch and twist your nipples playfully.	<S-NAME> twists <S-HIS-HER> nipples in a seductive manner.  Ooh-lala!		
oo	FLAUGH	You fall down laughing.	<S-name> falls down laughing.		
ov	HIGHFIVE <T-NAME>	You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to <T-NAMESELF>!	<S-NAME> enthusiastically high-five's <T-NAMESELF>!	<S-NAME> gives you a BIG high five!  Way to go!!	Sorry, they have already left.
ss	SNEEZE	ACHOOOOOO!	<S-NAME> sneezes.	<S-NAME> sneezes.	
ms	FTAP <T-NAME>	You look at <T-NAME> and tap your foot impatiently.	<S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF> and taps <S-HIS-HER> foot impatiently.	<S-NAME> looks at you and taps <S-HIS-HER> foot impatiently.	You don't see anyone here by that name to tap your foot at.
mt	SPIT <T-NAME>	You spit on <T-NAMESELF>...you're gross!	<S-NAME> spits on <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> spits on you -- how gross!	Your victim isn't here.
mt	GIRN <T-NAME>	You attempt to grin but fail horribly.	<S-NAME> contorts <S-HIS-HER> face as <S-HE-SHE> attempts to grin.	<S-NAME> contort(s) <S-HIS-HER> face at you.	You girn at noone in particular.
ov	RUN SELF	Are you THAT ugly?	<S-NAME> looks in the mirror, sees <S-HIS-HER> face, and runs away terrified!		
mo	FLARE SELF	*Sniff*  But you should LOVE yourself!			
mo	CRINGE	You cringe in terror.	<S-NAME> cringes in terror!		
mo	LUST SELF	Oh, please! You aren't THAT great...	<S-NAME> lusts after <S-HIM-HERSELF>, lonely eh?		
mo	SWOON	You swoon.	<S-NAME> swoons in absolute ecstasy.		
ot	PECK <T-NAME>	Risking a slap to the face, you give <T-NAMESELF> a peck on the cheek.	<S-NAME> smiles and gives <T-NAMESELF> a chaste peck on the cheek.	<S-NAME> pecks you on the cheek, how sweet!	I guess you scared them away...
mo	PALE	You feel the blood draining from your face.			
mo	NOD <T-NAME>	You nod at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> nods at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> nods at you.	Nod your head off -- they aren't here.
ot	ROSE <T-NAME>	You give <T-HIM-HER> a pretty rose.	<S-NAME> hands <T-NAMESELF> a beautiful rose.	<S-NAME> hands you a beautiful ---'---,--{@	They seem to have left.
ms	BKISS <T-NAME>	You blow a kiss at <T-NAMESELF> and wonder if <T-HE-SHE> will catch it.	<S-NAME> blows a kiss at <T-NAMESELF> ... isn't <S-HE-SHE> so CUTE?	<S-NAME> blows a kiss at you and hopes you'll blow one back at <S-HIM-HER>.	You kiss falls to the ground with no one to go to.
ww	CRITICIZE <T-NAME>	You criticize <T-HIM-HER> with all the warmth of a snake.	With a nasty grin, <S-NAME> rips apart <T-NAMESELF>s efforts.	<S-NAME> informs you that your attempts need some MAJOR adjustments.	Where oh where has my victim gone, oh where oh where...
mv	BEER <T-NAME>	You toss a bottle of beer at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> tosses a bottle of beer at <T-NAMESELF> ... let's just hope <S-HE-SHE>'ll catch it!	<S-NAME> tossed you a bottle of beer... I think <S-HE-SHE> wants something...	The bottle crashes to the floor and shatters.
ww	GROVEL SELF	That seems a little silly to me.			
mo	WINCE	You wince in agony.	<S-NAME> winces in agony.		
mv	BEER SELF	You pop off the top and down a beer.	<S-NAME> pops the top off a bottle of beer and downs it in one gulp.		
oo	BOUNCE	BOIINNNNNNNGG!	<S-NAME> bounces around with a happy smile.		
oo	LIVER	You look(s) around agrily for someone to disembowel.	<S-NAME> look(s) around angrily for someone to disembowel.		
mo	SMIRK SELF	You smirk at yourself.  Okay.....	<S-NAME> smirks at <S-HIS-HER> own 'wisdom'.		
mo	CUDDLE SELF	You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)	<S-NAME> cuddles up to <S-HIS-HER> shadow.  What a sorry sight.		
ww	CURSE <T-NAME>	You swear at <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> swears at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> swears at you!  Where are the manners?	You can't find the victim of your frustrations.
ss	GROAN	You groan loudly.	<S-NAME> groans loudly.		
mo	SHOO <T-NAME>	You shoo <T-NAME> away.	<S-NAME> shoos <T-NAME>. Watch out or <S-HE-SHE> might shoo you!	<S-NAME> shoos you away. Watch out!	No shoo for you!
ww	CHEER <T-NAME>	You cheer <T-NAMESELF> on and wish <T-HIM-HER> good luck!	*Yay!*  Go <T-NAMESELF>!!!  <S-NAME> cheers <T-HIM-HER> on.	You are cheered on by <S-NAME>... you feel so loved!	Who? Huh? Where?  They're not here, that's for sure
ov	DANCE SELF	You skip and dance around by yourself.	<S-NAME> skips a light Fandango.		
ov	FLIP SELF	You tumble all over the room.	<S-NAME> does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.		
ss	SQUEAL	You squeal with delight!	<S-NAME> lets out a sudden squeal of delight!		
ov	KNEE	You raise one knee, preparing to do justice...	<S-NAME> cocks one knee threateningly.		
mo	POUT	Ah, don't take it so hard.	<S-NAME> pouts.		
mo	WORRY SELF	You worry about what's going to happen.	A troubled look suddenly crosses <S-NAME>'s face.  Wonder what's wrong?		
ss	SCREAM SELF	You scream at yourself.  Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!	<S-NAME> screams loudly at <S-HIM-HERSELF>!  Is there a full moon up?		
ss	MOO	You chew your cud and moo plaintively.  Muh-OOOOO!	<S-NAME> turns cowlike eyes on you, chews <S-HIS-HER> cud, and moos plaintively.		
mv	STRANGLE	Who do you want to strangle?			
mo	NUZZLE SELF	I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.			
ot	HANDSHAKE <T-NAME>	You shake <T-NAME>'s hand.	<S-NAME> shakes <T-NAME>'s hand.	<S-NAME> shakes your hand.	
mo	FAREWELL	You raise a hand in farewell.	<S-NAME> raises a hand in farewell.		
mo	WRIST SELF	You slap your own wrist.	<S-NAME> slaps <S-HIM-HER> own wrist.		
mv	PUKE SELF	You puke on yourself.	<S-NAME> pukes on <S-HIS-HER> clothes.		
ww	PROPOSE	You propose to everyone in the room.	<S-NAME> proposes to everyone in the room.  Very odd.		
ww	APOLOGIZE	You apologize until you are blue in the face.	<S-NAME> apologizes profusely.		
mo	WIGGLE SELF	You wiggle about like a fish.	<S-NAME> wiggles about like a fish.		
ss	BURP	Burp.	<S-NAME> burps.	<S-NAME> burps in your general direction.	
mt	HUG	Hug who?			
mo	BEAM <T-NAME>	You dazzle <T-NAMESELF> with your smile.	<S-NAME> must like <T-NAMESELF> a great deal to beam at <T-HIM-HER> so broadly!	<S-NAME> must like you a great deal to beam at you so broadly!	You look pretty silly beaming at imaginary friends...
ss	WHISTLE	You whistle appreciatively.	<S-NAME> whistles appreciatively.		
mo	MATE	Umm, with yourself?			
mo	SMILE <T-NAME>	You smile at <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> smiles at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> smiles at you.	There's no one by that name around.
mo	SQUEEZE SELF	You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!	<S-NAME> squeezes <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
mo	DAYDREAM	You dream of better times.	<S-NAME> looks absent-minded, <S-HIS-HER> eyes staring into space.		
mo	WONDER	You wonder about how things could have been.	<S-NAME> gets a blank stare on <S-HIS-HER> face.  What could <S-HE-SHE> be wondering about?		
mo	SHRUG <T-NAME>	You shrug in response to <T-HIS-HER> question.	<S-NAME> shrugs in response to <T-NAMESELF>'s question.	<S-NAME> shrugs in response to your question.	You shrug to no one in particular.
mo	COWER SELF	You are afraid of your own shadow!	<S-NAME> cowers in the corner afraid of <S-HIS-HER> own shadow		
ww	SCREAM <T-NAME>	ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!  Yes, it MUST have been <T-HIS-HER> fault!!!	<S-NAME> screams loudly at <T-NAMESELF>.  Better leave before <S-NAME> blames you, too!!!	<S-NAME> screams at you!  That's not nice!  *sniff*	Your lungs can't reach that far!
oo	NUDGE	Nudge whom?			
ov	FBEG <T-NAME>	You beg forgiveness from <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> begs <T-NAME> for mercy.	<S-NAME> begs <T-NAME> for forgiveness.	Who do you want to beg forgiveness from?
mo	GRIN	You grin.	<S-NAME> grins.		
mv	REGAL <T-NAME>	You look regally down your nose at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> looks down upon <T-NAME> haughtily.	<S-NAME> looks down upon <T-NAME> haughtily.	They left too quickly, it seems.
mv	FROLICK <T-NAME>	You frolick about <T-NAME>, trying to make <T-HIM-HER> dizzy. Or disgusted. Or both.	<S-NAME> frolicks playfully about <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> frolicks around <T-NAME> playfully.	They left too quickly, it seems.
wo	COMFORT	Do you feel uncomfortable?			
ww	BABBLE	You babble endlessly.	<S-NAME> babbles endlessly, won't <S-HE-SHE> EVER shut up?		
mo	WINK	Have you got something in your eye?	<S-NAME> winks suggestively.		
oo	FAINT	You faint.	<S-NAME> faints.		
ot	SNOWBALL <T-NAME>	You throw a snowball in <T-NAMESELF>'s face.	<S-NAME> conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> conjures a snowball from the thin air and throws it at you.	You stand with the snowball in your hand because your victim is not here.
mo	GREET <T-NAME>	You raise a hand in greeting to <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> raises a hand in greeting to <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> raises a hand in greeting to you.	
mo	SLAP SELF	You slap yourself, silly you.	<S-NAME> slaps <S-HIM-HERSELF>, really strange ...		
mt	SQUEEZE <T-NAME>	You squeeze <T-HIM-HER> fondly.	<S-NAME> squeezes <T-NAMESELF> fondly.	<S-NAME> squeezes you fondly.	Where, what, how, WHO ???
mo	LEER <T-NAME>	You leer at <T-NAMESELF> like the pervert you are.	<S-NAME> eyes <T-NAMESELF> up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!	<S-NAME> eyes you up and down, leering like a filthy pervert!	You'll have to settle for memories -- that person isn't here.
ss	GROWL <T-NAME>	Grrrrrrrrrr....take that, <T-NAMESELF>!!!	<S-NAME> growls at <T-NAMESELF>.  Better leave the room before the fighting starts.	<S-NAME> growls at you.  Hey, two can play it that way!	No one can see you growl that far.
mo	SUPPORT SELF	You hug yourself sadly.	<S-NAME> hugs <S-HIM-HERSELF> sadly.  Perhaps you could help?		
ss	YAWN	You must be tired.	<S-NAME> yawns.	<S-NAME> yawns.	
mv	FROLICK	You frolick merrily about. Hop, bunny, hop!	<S-NAME> frolicks about merrily with no apparent direction in mind.		
mo	SLAP	What is the sound of one hand slapping?			
oo	NUDGE SELF	You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.	<S-NAME> nudges <S-HIM-HERSELF>, to keep <S-HIM-HERSELF> awake.		
oo	SNOWBALL SELF	You conjure a snowball from the thin air and throw it at yourself.	<S-NAME> conjures a snowball out of the thin air and throws it at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ov	STRANGLE <T-NAME>	You dive at <T-NAME> and try to strangle <T-HIM-HER> with all the strength you can muster.	You watch in horror as <S-NAME> tries to strangle <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> slips <S-HIS-HER> fingers around <T-YOUPOSS> throat and tries to strangle <T-NAME>.	They made a smooth getaway.
ww	FLIRT <T-NAME>	You flirt with <T-NAMESELF> trying to get <T-HIS-HER> attention.	<S-NAME> flirts with <T-NAMESELF>, hmmm wonder what <S-HE-SHE> wants? *wink*	<S-NAME> flirts with you.	Sorry no one here to flirt with. :(
ot	CURTSEY <T-NAME>	You curtsey to <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> curtseys gracefully to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> curtseys gracefully for you.	You curtsey to no one in particular.
mo	CRAMP	You gasp and clutch your abdomen, wheezing with the pain.	<S-NAME> gasps and clutches <S-HIM-HER> abdomen in agony.		
mo	SHIVER <T-NAME>	You shiver at the thought of fighting <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> shivers at the thought of fighting <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.	You don't see any reason to shiver.
mo	SHRUG	You shrug helplessly.	<S-NAME> shrugs helplessly.		
mv	CPAT	Who do you want to pat on the cheek?			
mt	CARESS <T-NAME>	You tenderly caress <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> tenderly caresses <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> tenderly caresses your body.	You're S.O.L., buddy.
mo	BCATCH	You reach out and rescue the bottle from its flight.	<S-NAME> reaches out and grabs the bottle of beer tossed to <S-HIM-HER>.		
ss	WHISTLE <T-NAME>	You whistle at the sight of <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> whistles at the sight of <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> whistles at the sight of you.	You don't see nothing special to whistle at.
mo	VOODOO <T-NAME>	You stare daggers at <T-NAMESELF>, jabbing pins into <T-HIS-HER> effigy.	<S-NAME> glares balefully at <T-NAMESELF> while stabbing a pin into a voodoo doll.	Your heart lurches in your chest, and fiery pain stabs through your skull!	Your hatred finds no such target.
mo	FLINCH <T-NAME>	Don't you wish you could just crawl under a rock and die?	<S-NAME> sneaks a glance at <T-NAMESELF> and flinches.	<S-NAME> flinches in response to your cold rebuke.	Relax, <T-HE-SHE> is gone.
mv	CPAT <T-NAME>	You pat <T-YOUPOSS> cheek gently.	<S-NAME> pats <T-YOUPOSS> cheek amicably.	<S-NAME> pats <T-YOUPOSS> cheek gently.	They don`t want you to touch them, apparently -- they aren`t there.
oo	HIGHFIVE	You jump in the air and give a BIG high five to...umm...absolutely nothing.	<S-NAME> wildly high fives the air, looking very foolish -- very foolish indeed.		
ss	CACKLE	You cackle gleefully.	<S-NAME> throws back <S-HIS-HER> head and cackles with insane glee!		
mo	BONK SELF	You bonk yourself, fool that you are.	<S-NAME> bonks <S-HIM-HERSELF> and grimaces in pain.		
ww	CURSE	You swear loudly for a long time.	<S-NAME> swears : #@*"*&*#%@*&! !!!!!		
ww	BEG	You beg the gods for mercy.	The gods fall down laughing at <S-NAME>'s request for mercy.		
mo	WRIST	You hold out out a wrist for a slap.	<S-NAME> holds out a wrist for a slap.		
oo	BOW <T-NAME>	You bow before <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> bows before <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> bows before you.	Who's that?
oo	AWE <T-NAME>	You stand in awe of <T-name>, like WOW, dude!	<S-name> stands in awe of <T-name>.	<S-name> stands in awe of you.	You must be imagining things, they aren`t here.
mo	MATE SELF	You make passionate love to yourself.	You don't want to know what <S-NAME> is doing right now.		
ot	LICK <T-NAME>	You lick <T-NAMESELF>'s jawline delicately.	<S-NAME> licks <T-NAMESELF>'s jawline delicately.	<S-NAME> licks your jawline delicately.	Lick away, nobody's here with that name.
ov	CRAMP <T-NAME>	You hammerlock <T-HIM-HER>, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"	<S-NAME> hammerlocks <T-NAMESELF>, screaming, "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!".	<S-NAME> hammerlocks you, screaming "AAAAARRRRRGH!! I HAVE A CRAMP!!!"	Suffering as you are, you didn't see that person slip out.
mo	NIBBLE	Nibble on who ?			
ww	RAMBLE	You ramble on and on.	<S-NAME> rambles on about a boring exploit.		
mo	MISCHIEVOUS <T-NAME>	You grin mischievously at <T-HIM-HER>, thinking an evil thought.	<S-NAME> grins mischievously at <T-NAMESELF>.  <S-HIM-HER> must be thinking something evil.	<S-NAME> grins mischievously at you.  You inch toward the door.	You must be delirious.
mt	TONGUE <T-NAME>	Mmmm... you give <T-NAMESELF> a good working over with your tongue...	<S-NAME> slides <S-HIS-HER> tongue over <T-NAMESELF>'s body...	<S-NAME> wraps <S-HIS-HER> tongue around you, moving it across your young, nubile flesh...	Never around when required...
oo	EXPLODE <T-NAME>	You feel your rage explode deep in the pit of your stomach...	<S-NAME> burns holes through <T-NAMESELF> with <S-HIS-HER> explosive anger!	<S-NAME> is ANGRY with you... I'd run if I were you!!!	Temper Temper... they left.
mo	INSANE	You feel your sanity slipping away...	Before your eyes, <S-NAME>'s sanity is slipping away...		
mo	BECKON <T-NAME>	You beckon for <T-NAMESELF> to follow -- sure hope they do!	<S-NAME> beckons <T-NAMESELF> to follow...hmmm what's going on?	<S-NAME> beckons for you to follow.	So sorry, that person has already left.
ot	FRENCH SELF	You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.	<S-NAME> makes an attempt at kissing <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
mo	WAVE SELF	Are you going on adventures as well??	<S-NAME> waves goodbye to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
mo	FUME SELF	That's right - hate yourself!	<S-NAME> clenches <S-HIS-HER> fists and stomps <S-HIS-HER> feet, fuming with anger.		
ww	LOVE SELF	Well, we already know you love yourself (lucky someone does !)	<S-NAME> loves <S-HIM-HERSELF>, can you believe it ?		
ss	SMURF SELF	You smurf.	<S-NAME> smurfs.		
ov	SPANK <T-NAME>	You spank <T-HIM-HER> playfully.	<S-NAME> spanks <T-NAMESELF> playfully.	<S-NAME> spanks you playfully.  OUCH!	Your hand can't find your victim!
ss	CHORTLE SELF	You chortle at your own joke.	<S-NAME> chortles at <S-HIS-HER> own joke.  Don't bother.		
ot	STROKE <T-NAME>	You gently stroke <T-HIS-HER> inner thigh.  <T-NAMESELF> inhales sharply.	<T-NAMESELF> exhales sharply and suddenly.	<S-NAME> gently strokes your inner thigh.  You inhale sharply.	Maybe you should practice on yourself first.
mo	BOGGLE SELF	You boggle at yourself.  Hmmm...intriguing.	<S-NAME> boggles quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ss	GROWL SELF	You growl at yourself.  Boy, do you feel bitter!	<S-NAME> growls at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.  This could get interesting...		
mo	GROPE SELF	You grope yourself - YUCK.	<S-NAME> gropes <S-HIM-HERSELF> - YUCK.		
ov	HOP	You hop around like a little kid.	<S-NAME> hops around like a little kid.		
ov	CHARGE	You charge into the fray!	<S-NAME> charges into the fray!  All guts, no brains.		
ov	SPIN <T-NAME>	You grab <T-YOUPOSS> hands and spin around in circles.	<S-NAME> takes hold of <T-YOUPOSS> hands and begins to spin around the room.	<S-NAME> takes <T-YOUPOSS> hands and starts to spin around the room with you.	They aren`t there.
mv	GROUPHUG	You pull everyone into a HUGE group hug. Snuggly!	<S-NAME> pulls you into a HUGE group hug! Awwww.		
mo	EXCITED <T-NAME>	You bounce excitedly at <T-NAME>!	<S-NAME> hops around excitedly at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> looks at you and bounces with excitement.	So much energy, but nobody to share it with.
oo	LACES	Whose laces?			
oo	ATL <T-NAME>	You attach to <T-YOUPOSS> leg in a panicked attempt to make <T-HIM-HER> stay!	<S-NAME> divebombs <T-YOUPOSS> leg in a pathetic attempt to get <T-HIM-HER> to stay.	<S-NAME> attaches to your leg so you can`t leave. *PANIC* you can`t get <S-HIM-HER> off!	They`ve already left.
mo	BLINK	You bat your eyelashes.	<S-NAME> blinks innocently.		
mo	LIFE SELF	But you have none to give!	<S-NAME> attempts to give <S-HIM-HERSELF> a life, but has none to spare.		
ss	BARK SELF	You bark at yourself and jump back in fear.	<S-NAME> barks at <S-HIM-HERSELF> and cowers in fear.		
ot	POKE <T-NAME>	You poke <T-HIM-HER> in the ribs.	<S-NAME> pokes <T-NAMESELF> in the ribs.	<S-NAME> pokes you in the ribs.	You can't poke someone who's not here!.
ss	DSIGH	You let out a deep sigh of exasperation.	<S-NAME> sighs deeply.		
mo	FLINCH	EEEK... You flinch in obvious pain.	<S-NAME> flinches in obvious pain... you wonder what <S-HE-SHE> did THIS time.		
mo	SQUIRM	You squirm uncontrollably in your consternation.	<S-NAME> squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable.		
ww	ACCUSE <T-NAME>	You look accusingly at <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> looks accusingly at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> looks accusingly at you.	Accuse somebody who's not even there ??
ot	FAINT <T-NAME>	You faint into <T-HIS-HER> arms.	<S-NAME> faints into <T-NAMESELF>'s open arms.	<S-NAME> just fainted into YOUR arms.	You fall on the floor and look stupid--really suave.
ww	ACCUSE SELF	You accuse yourself.	<S-NAME> seems to have a bad conscience.		
mo	BOGGLE <T-NAME>	You boggle at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> boggles at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> boggles at you.	Boggle away.  They've left.
mo	PEER <T-NAME>	You peer intently at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> peers intently at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> peers at you intently.	They aren't here.
mo	WAIT	You wait patiently.	<S-NAME> waits patiently.		
mv	BBL	We will see you when you get back.	<S-NAME> will be back later.		
ss	CHUCKLE SELF	You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.	<S-NAME> chuckles at <S-HIS-HER> own joke, since none of you would.		
ss	CHUCKLE	You chuckle.	<S-NAME> chuckles.		
ss	BARK <T-NAME>	You bark at <T-NAMESELF> scaring <T-HIM-HER> silly -- SHAME ON YOU!!	<S-NAME> barks at <T-NAMESELF> scaring <T-HIM-HER> senseless.	<S-NAME> barks loudly at you, you back away, because <S-HE-SHE> might bite too!!	Bark at whom?
ss	SNICKER SELF	You snicker at your own evil thoughts.	<S-NAME> snickers at <S-HIS-HER> own evil thoughts.		
mo	GREET	You raise a hand in greeting.	<S-NAME> raises a hand in greeting.		
ot	NUDGE <T-NAME>	You nudge <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> nudges <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> nudges you.	Who?
oo	FLAUGH <T-NAME>	You fall down laughing mercilessly at <T-name>.	<S-name> falls down laughing mercilessly at <T-name>.	<S-name> falls down laughing mercilessly at you. HAHAHA	You fall down laughing at......noone!!!
mo	BAT	You bat your long, dark lashes and smile innocently.	<S-NAME> bats <S-HIS-HER> long, dark lashes and smiles innocently.		
mo	TIGHT	You hold yourself tightly in your loving arms.	<S-NAME> holds <S-HIM-HERSELF> tightly in <S-HIS-HER> loving arms.		
mo	MISCHIEVOUS	You give a mischievous smile at the trouble you have in mind.	<S-NAME> grins mischievously at a nasty idea.		
mt	NIBBLE <T-NAME>	You nibble on <T-NAMESELF>'s ear.	<S-NAME> nibbles on <T-NAMESELF>'s ear.	<S-NAME> nibbles on your ear.	Sorry, not present.
ss	SNORT SELF	You snort derisively at yourself.	<S-NAME> snorts derisively at <S-HIS-HERSELF>.		
mo	WEDGIE <T-NAME>	You give <T-NAME> a HUGE wedgie!  You got <T-HIM-HER> good!	<S-NAME> gives <T-NAME> a HUGE wedgie!	Oh no! <S-NAME> gave you a HUGE wedgie! It's stuck in there good!	There's no one by that name around.
ww	THANK SELF	You thank yourself since nobody else wants to!	<S-NAME> thanks <S-HIM-HERSELF> since you won't.		
oo	STRUT	Strut your stuff.	<S-NAME> struts proudly.		
ss	GIGGLE	You giggle.	<S-NAME> giggles.		
mo	HAND	Kiss whose hand?			
ww	COMFORT <T-NAME>	You comfort <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> comforts <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> comforts you.	Comfort who?
ss	RASPBERRY	You stick your tongue out at ... well, no one.	<S-NAME> sticks <S-HIS-HER> tongue out, catching a few flies in the process.		
ov	ROFLMAO	You roll on the floor hysterically laughing your ass off.	<S-NAME> rolls on the floor hysterically laughing <S-HIS-HER> ass off.		
ov	CHARGE <T-NAME>	With surprising dexterity, you head-butt <T-NAMESELF>!	<S-NAME> ducks down low, charges forward, and head-butts <T-NAMESELF>!	OOF!  <S-NAME> rammed <S-HIS-HER> head into your stomach!  That HURT.	Nobody 'round with that name, Mister!
mo	STRIP SELF	You can't DO that in public!			
oo	AWE SELF	You stand in awe of yourself, WOW, don`t you just rock?!	<S-name> stands in awe of <S-him-herself>.		
mo	FROWN	You frown disapprovingly.	<S-NAME> frowns.		
ss	AARGH SELF	You scream in frustration at your own stupidity!	<S-NAME> screams in frustration at <S-HIS-HER> own stupidity!		
mo	ROLL <T-NAME>	You look at <T-NAMESELF> and roll your eyes in disgust.	<S-NAME> rolls <S-HIS-HER> eyes in disgust at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> rolls <S-HIS-HER> eyes at you.	You should be disgusted with yourself because you look so foolish.
mo	GRIN <T-NAME>	<S-NAME> grin at <T-NAMESELF>	<S-NAME> grins at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> grins at you.	
mo	FLEX <T-NAME>	You show off to <T-NAMESELF>, flexing your muscles proudly.	<S-NAME> flexes <S-HIS-HER> muscles, in a vain attempt to impress <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> flexes <S-HIS-HER> muscles in a vain attempt to show off to you.	
mo	TWIDDLE	You patiently twiddle your thumbs.	<S-NAME> patiently twiddles <S-HIS-HER> thumbs.		
ss	MOAN <T-NAME>	You moan for the loss of <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> moans for the loss of <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> moans at the sight of you.  Hmmmm.	You see no cause to moan.
mo	RUFFLE SELF	You ruffle your hair, wondering how far you can go before the rest think you're crazy.	<S-NAME> ruffles <S-HIS-HER> hair - weirdo!		
ss	CRY	Waaaaah..	<S-NAME> bursts into tears.		
mo	SMIRK <T-NAME>	You smirk at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> smirks at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> smirks at you.	You want to smirk to whom?
ot	COMB <T-NAME>	You patiently untangle <T-NAMESELF>'s hair - what a mess !	<S-NAME> tries patiently to untangle <T-NAMESELF>'s hair.	<S-NAME> pulls your hair in an attempt to comb it.	That person is not here.
mo	MAKE	You breathe heavily and wetly.	<S-NAME> breathes heavily and wetly.		
mo	STRETCH	You lean back and streeeeeettch your arms and legs.	<S-NAME> stretches luxuriously.  Kinda makes you want to doesn't it?		
ov	FLIP	You flip head over heels.	<S-NAME> flips head over heels.		
ww	AGREE SELF	You find yourself most agreeable.	<S-NAME> finds <S-HIM-HERSELF> the most agreeable being alive.		
mv	NARROW <T-NAME>	You narrow your eyes at <T-NAME>. Guess <T-HE-SHE> better watch out!	<S-NAME> narrows <S-HIS-HER> eyes at <T-NAME>...	Uh oh - <S-NAME> narrows <S-HIS-HER> eyes at <T-NAME>!	There is no one there by that name.
oo	ROFLMAO <T-NAME>	You roll on the floor laughing your ass off at <T-HIS-HER> joke!	<S-NAME> rolls on the floor laughing <S-HIS-HER> ass of at <T-YOUPOSS> joke!	<S-NAME> rolls on the floor laughing <S-HIS-HER> ass off at you!	You can roll on the floor, but they aren`t around to laugh at.
mo	SULK	You sulk.	<S-NAME> sulks in the corner.		
mo	THINK	You think about it.	<S-NAME> sits down and thinks deeply.		
mo	COVER SELF	No... I don't think so.			
ov	HSHAKE	You grin brightly, and shake hands with everyone in the room.	<S-NAME> grins brightly, and shakes hands with everyone in the room.		
ww	CHEER SELF	You cheer silently for yourself since nobody else will	<S-NAME> resorts to cheering for <S-HIM-HERSELF>... how sad.		
ww	SCREAM	ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!	<S-NAME> screams loudly!		
ss	HICCUP	*HIC*	<S-NAME> hiccups.		
mo	POKE	Poke who??			
mo	WAVE <T-NAME>	You wave goodbye to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> waves goodbye to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> waves goodbye to you.  Have a good journey.	They didn't wait for you to wave goodbye.
mo	STARE <T-NAME>	You stare dreamily at <T-NAMESELF>, completely lost in <T-HIS-HER> eyes..	<S-NAME> stares dreamily at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.	You stare and stare but can't see that person anywhere...
mo	LEER	You peer around the room, leering like the pervert you are!	<S-NAME> peers about, leering like a filthy pervert!		
mo	CRINGE <T-NAME>	You cringe away from <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> cringes away from <T-NAMESELF> in mortal terror.	<S-NAME> cringes away from you.	I don't see anyone by that name here.. what are you afraid of?
ww	THANK	Thank you too.			
mo	TYPE	You can't type for crap tonight!  You give up in frustration!	<S-NAME> throws <S-HIS-HER> hands up in disgust at <S-HIS-HER> lousy typing skills!		
mo	COMB SELF	You pull your hair, but it will not be combed.	<S-NAME> tries to comb <S-HIS-HER> tangled hair.		
mo	POKE SELF	You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.	<S-NAME> pokes <S-HIM-HERSELF> in the ribs, looking very sheepish.		
mo	CUDDLE	Who do you feel like cuddling today?			
ss	SMURF	Who would you like to smurf?			
mo	GRIMACE	You grimace painfully at the thought.	<S-NAME> grimaces painfully at the thought.		
mo	GRIN SELF	You grin at yourself.  You must be getting very bad thoughts.	<S-NAME> grins at <S-HIM-HERSELF>. You must wonder what's in <S-HIS-HER> mind.		
mv	EGRIN <T-NAME>	You grin evilly at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> grins at <T-NAMESELF> evilly-- <T-HE-SHE> better watch out!	<S-NAME> grins at <T-NAME> evilly-- You better watch out!	You grin evilly at who?
ss	HOWL	You howl at the moon.	<S-NAME> howls at the moon.		
ot	FONDLE SELF	You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it?	<S-NAME> fondly fondles <S-HIM-HERSELF> - this is going too far!!		
ov	PUNCH <T-NAME>	You punch <T-HIM-HER> playfully.	<S-NAME> punches <T-NAMESELF> playfully.	<S-NAME> punches you playfully.  OUCH!	You can't find your boxing partner.
mv	REGAL	You sit up straight.	<S-NAME> sits up straight, lending <S-HIM-HER> a regal appearance.		
ss	POLITE SELF	You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.	<S-NAME> chuckles at <S-HIS-HER> own joke, since none of you would.		
ww	THANK <T-NAME>	You thank <T-NAMESELF> heartily.	<S-NAME> thanks <T-NAMESELF> heartily.	<S-NAME> thanks you heartily.	No one answers to that name here.
ww	ACCUSE	Accuse who??	<S-NAME> is in an accusing mood.		
ot	HSHAKE <T-NAME>	You shake <T-NAME>`s hand.	<S-NAME> shakes <T-NAME>`s hand.	<S-NAME> shakes your hand.	You would shake hands with someone if you could find them.
mo	PISSED SELF	You are PISSED at yourself!	<S-NAME> is so pissed at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.  How could <S-HE-SHE> be so stupid???		
oo	ROSE	Who would you like to give it to?			
mt	KISS <T-NAME>	You kiss <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> kisses <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> kisses you.	Never around when required.
ov	WRESTLE <T-NAME>	You wrestle <T-HIM-HER> to the floor and pin <T-HIM-HER> there.	<S-NAME> wrestles <T-NAMESELF> to the floor, pinning <T-HIM-HER> there.	<S-NAME> wrestles you to the floor and pins you.	Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
ww	GRUMBLE <T-NAME>	You grumble at <T-NAMESELF>, disgusted with their presence.	<S-NAME> seems to be a grumpy bear... <S-HE-SHE> is grumbling at poor <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> is grumbling at you... what'd you do?	That person is presently AWOL.
mt	PINCH <T-NAME>	You squeeze <T-HIS-HER> bottom and grin.	<S-NAME> pinches <T-NAMESELF>'s bottom and grins.	<S-NAME> pinches your bottom and grins.	You'd like to, wouldn't you?
mv	ENOD	You eagerly nod <S-YOUPOSS> approval.	<S-NAME> eagerly nods <S-HIS-HER> approval.		
mo	LICK SELF	You lick your own eyebrows.	<S-NAME> licks <S-HIS-HER> own eyebrows.		
mo	NOD SELF	You attempt to nod at yourself and get dizzy instead.	<S-NAME> nods quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.  What a wacko.		
mo	SSMILE	You smile sweetly.	<S-NAME> smiles sweetly.		
mo	SHIVER SELF	You shiver to yourself?	<S-NAME> scares <S-HIM-HERSELF> to shivers.		
mo	HAND SELF	You kiss your own hand.	<S-NAME> kisses <S-HIS-HER> own hand.		
ss	SOB	You sob quietly to yourself.	<S-NAME> sobs in misery.		
mo	PINCH SELF	You pinch yourself to see if you are dreaming!	<S-NAME> pinches <S-HIM-HERSELF> to see if <S-HE-SHE> is dreaming!		
ww	TOAST	You raise a glass of champagne in a toast.	<S-NAME> raises <S-HIS-HER> glass of champagne in a toast.		
mw	PROPOSE <T-NAME>	You kneel and romantically propose to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> gets on one knee and proposes to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> gets down on one knee and romantically proposes to you.	You must be lonely.  They aren't here.
ov	WIGGY	You wiggy about.	<S-NAME> wiggies about.		
ss	RASPBERRY SELF	You try to stick your tongue out at yourself... somehow, it isn't the same.			
ot	FONDLE	Who needs to be fondled ?			
ss	CHORTLE	Heh.	<S-NAME> chortles mischievously.		
oo	PILLOW <T-NAME>	You *WHACK* <T-NAMESELF> over the head with a pillow.	<S-NAME> *WHACKS* you over the head with a pillow.		
mo	BUFF	DAMN I`m good!!!	<S-NAME> buffs <S-HIS-HER> nails on <S-HIS-HER> cloak.		
mv	FOLD	You fold your arms over your chest.	<S-NAME> folds <S-HIS-HER> arms over <S-HIS-HER> chest. Uh oh.		
mo	HAIR	You attempt to blow the hair out of your eyes.	<s-name> puffs <s-his-her> cheeks out and blows a mighty puff of air.		
ov	MOSH	You mosh insanely around the room!	<S-NAME> moshes insanely around the room!		
mo	POINT <T-NAME>	You point at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> points excitedly at <T-NAMESELF>!	<S-NAME> points at you.  How rude!	You point at no one in particular.
mo	FLEX	You flex your muscles proudly!	<S-NAME> flexes <S-HIS-HER> muscles...what a stud!?!		
mo	LEER SELF	Desperation has reached new heights, hasn't it?	<S-NAME> leers at <S-HIM-HERSELF> shamelessly.		
oo	MOON SELF	You try to moon yourself, but you can't see your A** that well.	<S-NAME> nearly goes into convulsions while trying to moon <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ww	TANK	You boldly offer to tank for everyone else.  Are you sure you know what you're getting into?	<S-NAME> offers to tank!		
ot	WRIST <T-NAME>	You slap <t-his-her> wrist sharply.	<S-NAME> slaps <T-NAMESELF>'s wrist sharply.	<S-NAME> slaps your wrist sharply.	Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
mo	SHOO	You shoo everyone away.	<S-NAME> shoos everyone away. Get lost!		
mo	PONDER <T-NAME>	You ponder the matters <T-NAME> has raised.	<S-NAME> ponders the matters <T-NAME> has raised.	<S-NAME> ponders the matters you have raised.	
mv	ENOD <T-NAME>	You eagerly nod at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> eagerly nods at <T-NAME>.  <S-NAME> must approve!	<S-NAME> nods at <T-NAME> in approval.	
oo	SPOON <T-NAME>	You curl up and spoon next to <t-name>.	<S-name> curls up and spoons next to <t-name>.	<S-name> curls up, spooning next to you.	
ww	WHINE	You whine to anyone who will listen to you.	<S-NAME> whines pathetically to anyone who will listen.		
ww	PRAY <T-NAME>	You crawl in the dust before <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> falls down and grovels in the dirt before <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> kisses the dirt at your feet.	No such person around; your prayers vanish into the endless voids.
ss	HUSH SELF	You realize you are loud and obnoxious and try to silence yourself.	<S-NAME> covers <S-HIS-HER> mouth in an attempt to silence <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ss	SNIFFLE SELF	You sniff sadly at your lost opportunities.	<S-NAME> sniffs sadly at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.  Something MUST be bothering <S-HIM-HER>.		
ss	YOWL	You yowl in frustration.	<S-NAME> yowls in frustration!		
mv	BEER	You pull out a six-pack.	<S-NAME> starts to juggle a six-pack of beer.		
mo	LEAN	You look around for something to lean on.	<S-NAME> looks around for something to lean on.		
ww	ACCEPT	You accept the proferred apology graciously.	<S-NAME> graciously accepts the proferred apology.		
ss	CACKLE <T-NAME>	You cackle gleefully at <T-NAMESELF>	<S-NAME> cackles gleefully at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> cackles gleefully at you.  Better keep your distance from <S-HIM-HER>.	You can't find a friend to cackle with.
mo	SWOON <T-NAME>	You look at <T-NAMESELF> and swoon in ecstasy.	<S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF> and swoons in ecstasy.	<S-NAME> looks at you and swoons in ecstasy.	Who?
ss	PURR	MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!	<S-NAME> purrs contentedly.		
mv	TILT	You tilt your head inquisitively.	<S-NAME> tilts <S-HIS-HER> head with a look of inquiry.		
oo	CURTSEY SELF	You curtsey to your audience (yourself).	<S-NAME> curtseys to <S-HIM-HERSELF>, since no one is paying attention to <S-HIM-HER>.		
oo	FLASH <T-NAME>	Swiftly you jerk open your jacket, trying to get <T-HIM-HER> to notice you.	Cover your eyes, <S-NAME> is exposing <S-HIM-HERSELF> to <S-NAME>!  EWWWW!	You gasp!  <S-NAME> has just revealed <S-HIS-HER> "equipment" to you!	Exhibitionist, that person isn't here!
mo	COVER	You cover your ears to protect them from the noise.	<S-NAME> covers <S-HIS-HER> ears to protect them from all the noise.		
oo	EXPLODE	You feel the blood boiling in your veins!	<S-NAME> turns a deep red, fighting to contain <S-HIS-HER> temper...		
oo	WIGGLE <T-NAME>	You wiggle your bottom toward <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> wiggles <S-HIS-HER> bottom toward <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> wiggles <S-HIS-HER> bottom toward you.	You must be alone.
ov	DANCE <T-NAME>	You lead <T-HIM-HER> to the dancefloor.	<S-NAME> sends <T-NAMESELF> across the dancefloor.	<S-NAME> sends you across the dancefloor.	Eh, WHO?
mv	PET	You pet the air.	<S-NAME> happily pets the air.		
mo	MASSAGE	Massage what?  Thin air?			
mo	VOODOO	Bad juju like this has to be directed at a person.	<S-NAME> looks hostile for a moment.		
mo	EPOKE <T-NAME>	You poke <T-NAME> in the eye! Squishy!	<S-NAME> pokes <T-NAME> in the eye. That must`ve hurt.	<S-NAME> pokes you in the eye! OWWIE!!!	They aren`t around to poke. Sorry.
mo	TIGHT <T-NAME>	You hold <T-HIM-HER> tightly in your arms.	<S-NAME> holds <T-NAMESELF> tightly in <S-HIM-HER> arms.	<S-NAME> holds you in <S-HIM-HER> arms.	Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
ss	SNARL	You grizzle your teeth and look mean.	<S-NAME> snarls angrily.		
ww	TANK <T-NAME>	You offer to tank for <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> offers to tank for <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> offers to tank for you!	Tank for whom?
ww	ANTICIPATE	You murmur 'Sssssoonnn, my presssssciousssss...'	<S-NAME> murmurs 'Ssssssooonnnn, my pressssscioussss...'		
ss	INNOCENT <T-NAME>	You look at <T-NAMESELF> and bat your eyelashes -- the picture of innocence!	<S-NAME> bats <S-HIS-HER> eyelashes innocently at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> looks at you and innocently bats <S-HIS-HER> eyelashes.	Don't even TRY -- they've already left.
ov	GOUGE	Whose eyes do you want to gouge out today?			
mo	FLUTTER	You flutter your eyelashes seductively.	<S-NAME> flutters <S-HIS-HER> eyelashes seductively.		
ww	THREATEN	You threaten everyone with your overwhelming presence.	You feel threatened in the presence of the great <S-NAME>.		
mo	CAMEL <T-NAME>	You light a Camel cigarette for <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> lights a Camel cigarette for <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> lights a Camel cigarette for you.	You don't see that personhere.
ss	ZERBERT SELF	Careful, people are staring...	<S-NAME> looks around furtively, and then bends over and blows loudly into <S-HIS-HER> own navel!		
mo	TEASE	What a tease.   SHEESH.	<S-NAME> looks around for someone to tease.		
mo	OOGLE SELF	You oogle at yourself. Having fun?	<S-NAME> oogles at <S-HIM-HERSELF> and giggles.		
mo	SCRATCH	You scratch yourself contentedly.	<S-NAME> reaches down and scratches <S-HIM-HERSELF>...  Now <S-HE-SHE> looks VERY happy.		
oo	MOON	You drop your drawers and moon everyone in the room!	<S-NAME> drops <S-HIS-HER> pants and gives you the vertical smile!		
ms	FTAP	You tap your foot impatiently.	<S-NAME> taps <S-HIS-HER> foot impatiently.		
mo	BLINK <T-NAME>	You blink innocently at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> blinks innocently at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> blinks innocently at you.	Feign innocence for whom?
mo	CONSPIRE	You wink conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.	<S-NAME> winks conspiratorily, waiting for the countersign.		
oo	AWE	You stand in awe.	<S-name> stands in awe.		
ww	BABBLE <T-NAME>	You babble to <T-NAMESELF> for hours on end.	<S-NAME> babbles to <T-NAMESELF> for what seems an eternity, how can <T-NAMESELF> stand it?	<S-NAME> babbles at you. You nod mechanically, hoping <S-HE-SHE> will shut up soon.	Whom do you wish to annoy with your babble?
mv	ENOD SELF	You bob <S-YOUPOSS> head up and down rapidly.	<S-NAME> nods <S-HIS-HER> head rapidly in some bizarre dance move.		
mo	GRIMACE SELF	You grimace painfully at your thoughts.	<S-NAME> grimaces painfully to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
mo	LUST <T-NAME>	You have lust after <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> looks lustily at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> lusts after your delectable body.	Whom are you trying to lust after?
mv	TOUT	You stick out your tongue.	<S-NAME> sticks out <S-HIS-HER> tongue.  How rude!		
mo	MEDITATE	You assume a very comfortable position and begin to meditate.	<S-NAME> rests and begins to meditate... <S-HE-SHE> chants softly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
mo	BECKON	You beckon for everyone to follow.	<S-NAME> beckons for everyone to follow.		
mo	ROLL	You roll your eyes in disgust.	<S-NAME> rolls <S-HIS-HER> eyes, disgusted.		
ww	AGREE	You agree absolutely.	<S-NAME> agrees absolutely.		
mo	FLUTTER <T-NAME>	You flutter your eyelashes at <T-NAMESELF>, trying to be seductive.	<S-NAME> flirts with <T-NAMESELF>, flutters <S-HIS-HER> eyelashes at <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> flutters <S-HIS-HER> eyelashes at you coyly.	EH? Can't see them here.
ww	YODEL SELF	Well, it's up to you if you want to damage your hearing.	<S-NAME> yodels to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.  What a sado-masochist.		
ss	POLITE <T-NAME>	You indicate your underappreciation of <T-HIS-HER> joke.	<S-NAME> gives a polite little chuckle to <T-NAMESELF>'s joke.	<S-NAME> gives a politle but unappreciative chuckle to your joke.	You can't find a friend to chuckle with.
mo	BEAM	You beam delightedly at nothing in particular.	<S-NAME> beams broadly at nothing in particular.		
ss	LOL <T-NAME>	You look at <T-NAME> and laugh hysterically.	<S-NAME> look(s) at <T-NAMESELF> and laughs hysterically.	<S-NAME> look(s) at you and laughs hysterically.	Who?
oo	BOUNCE <T-NAME>	You bounce up and down on <T-his-her> lap. WHEEE!	<S-NAME> bounces onto <T-NAMESELF>'s lap and wiggles about.	<S-NAME> bounces onto your lap and wiggles about.	You don't see your plaything.
ot	GOOSE <T-NAME>	You tenderly goose <T-NAMESELF> on the tush.	<S-NAME> reaches around <T-NAMESELF>'s backside and gooses <T-HIM-HER> tenderly.	<S-NAME> gooses you tenderly!	You should go hunting for another victim, they left.
mo	NOD	You nod.	<S-NAME> nods.		
ww	COMFORT SELF	You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.	<S-NAME> has no one to comfort <S-HIM-HER> but <S-HIM-HERSELF>		
ss	CRY <T-NAME>	You cry on <T-HIS-HER> shoulder.	<S-NAME> cries on <T-NAMESELF>'s shoulder.	<S-NAME> cries on your shoulder.	Who's that?
ms	BKISS SELF	You blow a kiss to yourself... isn't the world beautiful?	<S-NAME> blows a kiss to <S-HIM-HERSELF>, obviously very in love.		
ov	FART SELF	You fart at yourself.  You deserve it.	<S-NAME> farts at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.  Better <S-HIM-HER> than you.		
mo	SPIT	You spit in utter disgust.	<S-NAME> spits in utter disgust!		
ov	COLLAPSE	You collapse on the floor from exhaustion.	<S-NAME> dramatically collapses to the floor from exhaustion.		
ww	TOAST SELF	You grin evilly and toast yourself.	<S-NAME> grins evilly and toasts <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
oo	STAGGER	You stagger blindly around the room.	<S-NAME> staggers blindly around the room.		
ss	AARGH <T-NAME>	You scream your frustration and grab for <T-HIS-HER> throat with both hands!	<S-NAME> howls in frustration, and leaps for <T-NAMESELF>, trying to throttle <T-HIM-HER>!	<S-NAME> grabs for your throat with two hands, howling in frustration!	You get even MORE frustrated when you can't find anyone to throttle!
ov	SPIN	You spin around the room until you`re dizzy.	<S-NAME> spins and twirls around the room.		
ss	SNARL SELF	You snarl at yourself.	<S-NAME> snarls at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ss	WHISTLE SELF	You whistle a little tune to yourself.	<S-NAME> whistles a little tune to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ww	APOLOGIZE <T-NAME>	You might as well apologize because <T-HE-SHE> sure as hell won't.	<S-NAME> apologizes to <T-NAMESELF> with a very sincere look on <S-HIS-HER> face.	<S-NAME> apologizes to you and begs for forgiveness.	Who's that?
mo	PAT	Pat who?			
oo	CURTSEY	You curtsey to your audience.	<S-NAME> curtseys gracefully.		
mt	HUG SELF	You hug yourself.	<S-NAME> hugs <S-HIM-HERSELF> in a vain attempt to get friendship.		
mv	LAP <T-NAME>	You wiggle your bottom into <T-YOUPOSS> lap.	<S-NAME> settles deep into <T-YOUPOSS> lap.	<S-NAME> settles deep into <T-YOUPOSS> lap.	I don`t think you really want to sit there.  Look for a better spot.
mo	WRESTLE SELF	You wrestle with your conscience.	<S-NAME> wrestles with <S-HIM-HER> conscience.		
mo	TWIDDLE SELF	You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.	<S-NAME> twiddles <S-HIS-HER> own ears like Dumbo.		
mo	PONDER	You ponder the question.	<S-NAME> sits down and thinks deeply.		
mo	BEAM SELF	Well, aren't you special?	<S-NAME> beams at <S-HIM-HERSELF>, obviously pleased.		
mv	TILT <T-NAME>	You tilt <S-YOUPOSS> head inquisitively at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> tilts <S-HIS-HER> head at <T-NAME>, perplexed.	<S-NAME> tilts <S-HIS-HER> head at <T-NAME> with a look of inquiry.	You are even more perplexed now, than just a moment before.
mo	POUND	You make vague pounding motions with your fist at the thought.	<S-NAME> makes vague pounding motions with <S-HIM-HER> fist at the thought.		
mo	EPOKE SELF	You jam your thumb into your eye. Was that fun?	<S-NAME> jabs <S-HIS-HER> thumb into <S-HIS-HER> eye and squishes it around.		
ww	WHINE SELF	You whine to yourself, probably the only one who will listen.	<S-NAME> whines to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.  At least <S-HE-SHE> isn't bitching to YOU.		
mo	THINK <T-NAME>	You think about what <T-NAME> has said.	<S-NAME> thinks about what <T-NAME> has said.	<S-NAME> thinks about what you have said.	
ss	SOB <T-NAME>	You sob quietly to yourself because <T-NAMESELF> has hurt your feelings so badly.	<S-NAME> sobs quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF> because <T-NAMESELF> was a jerk!	You feel like a cad because you've made <S-NAME> sob.	
ms	APPLAUD <T-NAME>	You clap at <T-NAMESELF>'s actions.	<S-NAME> claps at <T-NAMESELF>'s actions.	<S-NAME> gives you a round of applause.  You MUST'VE done something good!	You give your imaginary round of applause to your imaginary friend.
mo	STRIP	You do a slow strip tease for the people...	<S-NAME> begins a slow, erotic strip-tease act...		
oo	FLAUGH SELF	You fall over laughing at yourself. What a dork!	<S-name> falls over laughing at <S-him-herself>.		
ww	BEG SELF	Begging yourself for money doesn't help.			
ot	RUFFLE <T-NAME>	You ruffle <T-NAMESELF>'s hair playfully.	<S-NAME> ruffles <T-NAMESELF>'s hair playfully.	<S-NAME> ruffles your hair playfully.	Might be a bit difficult.
mo	EYEBROW	You raise an eyebrow at the notion.	<S-NAME> raises an eyebrow.		
ss	GROAN SELF	You groan as you realize what you have done.	<S-NAME> groans as <S-HE-SHE> realizes what <S-HE-SHE> has done.		
ov	PUKE <T-NAME>	You puke on <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> pukes on <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!	Once again?
ov	DANCE	Feels silly, doesn't it?	<S-NAME> dances wildly before you!		
ss	BKISS	You blow kisses to the air.	<S-NAME> blows kisses at no one in particular.		
ss	BURP SELF	You burp at yourself.	<S-NAME> burps at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.  What a sick sight.		
mv	FIDGET	You fidget uncomfortably.	<S-NAME> fidgets in discomfort.		
ov	TAG <T-NAME>	>From nowhere, you pounce on <T-NAMESELF> and TAG <T-HIM-HER> remorselessly!  BWAHAHA!!!	<S-NAME> dives from the shadows and TAGS <T-NAMESELF>.  <T-NAMESELF> IS IT!	<S-NAME> pounces on you and >>> TAGS <<< you!  You're IT!	Who were you going to tag, then?
mo	PIE SELF	You bury your face in the pie... yummmmm!!! :)	<S-NAME> buries <S-HIS-HER> face in the pie, licking the pan clean.		
ss	LOL SELF	You laugh hysterically at your own stupidity.	<S-NAME> laughs hysterically at <S-HIS-HER> own stupidity.		
ww	YODEL	You think of Julie Andrews and start to yodel.	<S-NAME> begins to yodel:  HEY!! CLERICS!! I COULD USE A HEAL!!!		
mv	PUKE	You puke...chunks everywhere!!! YUK!	<S-NAME> pukes.		
ss	LAUGH SELF	You laugh at yourself.	<S-NAME> laughs at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ss	SNIFFLE <T-NAME>	You sniff sadly at the way <T-HE-SHE> is treating you.	<S-NAME> sniffs sadly at the way <T-NAMESELF> is treating <S-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> sniffs sadly at the way you are treating <S-HIM-HER>.	You see no reason to sniffle.
mt	TWEAK <T-NAME>	You gently tweak <T-HIS-HER> cheek.  Isn't <T-HE-SHE> so CUTE?	<S-NAME> tweaked <T-NAMESELF>'s cheek... don't they look so adorable together?	<S-NAME> lovingly tweaks your cheek.  It reminds you of Grandma... sniff...	*Sniff*  That cheek seems to be missing.
oo	BEARHUG SELF	You vainly clutch yourself in a bearhug for consolation.	<S-NAME> hugs <S-HIM-HERSELF> as tightly as possible.  Looks like <S-HE-SHE> could use a hand.		
mo	GROVEL <T-NAME>	You grovel before <T-HIM-HER>	<S-NAME> grovels in the dirt before <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> grovels in the dirt before you.	Who?
mo	BLUSH <T-NAME>	You get flustered upon seeing <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> blushes as <S-HE-SHE> sees <T-NAMESELF> here.	<S-NAME> blushes as <S-HE-SHE> sees you here.  Such an effect on people!	You blush as you notice that person isn't here.
ww	PINCH	You say, 'A pinch of this, and a dab of that.'	<S-NAME> says, 'A pinch of this and a dab of that.'		
mo	BITE SELF	You bite your knuckle in anguish.	<S-NAME> bites <S-HIS-HER> knuckle in anguish...the tragedy!		
mt	NOOGIE <T-NAME>	You grab <T-NAMESELF>, get <T-HIM-HER> in a head lock and NOOGIE <T-HIM-HER>!	<S-NAME> grabs <T-NAMESELF> in a head lock and NOOGIES <T-HIM-HER>... ARGH!!!	Oh NO, <S-NAME> grabs you, throws you in a head lock and NOOGIES you!	That person has gone off to other lands...
ov	PIE <T-NAME>	You toss a pie at <T-NAMESELF> and hit <T-HIM-HER> right in the FACE!	<S-NAME> tosses a pie at <T-NAMESELF> and hits <T-HIM-HER> right in the FACE!	<S-NAME> tossed a pie in your face... and now you are all covered in GOO!	That person isn't here...
ss	GASP <T-NAME>	You gasp as you realize what <T-HE-SHE> did.	<S-NAME> gasps as <S-HE-SHE> realizes what <T-NAMESELF> did.	<S-NAME> gasps as <S-HE-SHE> realizes what you did.	You need to panic.
ss	CHORTLE <T-NAME>	You chortle mischievously at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> chortles mischievously at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> chortles mischievously at you.	Took you a while to get that....they aren't here.
ov	MOSH <T-NAME>	You mosh sadistically against <T-NAMESELF> ... you WILL be punished.	<S-NAME> bounces off of <T-NAMESELF> in a vain attempt to mosh... what a LOSER.	<S-NAME> slams into you, moshing painfully against you.  That REALLY hurts!	Hmmm...  your victim found a new dance partner.
mo	HEAD SELF	Why would you do that?			
mo	BLINK SELF	You try to convince yourself of your innocence.			
mo	COMB	You comb your hair - perfect.	<S-NAME> combs <S-HIS-HER> hair, what a dashing specimen !		
oo	MOON <T-NAME>	You bend over and moon <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> drops <S-HIS-HER> pants and rudely moons <T-NAMESELF>!	<S-NAME> bends over and gives you the vertical smile!	You stand, with your pants around your ankles, looking VERY silly!
ss	GIGGLE SELF	You giggle to yourself.	<S-NAME> giggles to <T-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ot	CLAW <T-NAME>	You claw <T-HIS-HER> eyes out... GROSS!	<S-NAME> buries <S-HIS-HER> nails in <T-NAMESELF>'s eyes ... OH GOD, THE BLOOD!	<S-NAME> buries <S-HIS-HER> nails in your eyes and you are blinded by your own blood!	They aren't here to claw.
ss	GASP	You gasp in astonishment.	<S-NAME> gasps in astonishment.		
mo	FROWN SELF	You frown at yourself.  Poor baby.	<S-NAME> frowns at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.  What a sad puppy....		
oo	PILLOW SELF	You bop yourself on the head with a pillow.	<S-NAME> bop(s) <S-HIM-HERSELF> over the head with a pillow.		
oo	FLASH	You grin and strut as you open your coat and show what you've got!	<S-NAME> rips <S-HIS-HER> clothes off and parades naked around the room!		
oo	BOW SELF	You kiss your toes.	<S-NAME> folds up like a jacknife and kisses <S-HIS-HER> own toes.		
mt	CUDDLE <T-NAME>	You cuddle <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> cuddles <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> cuddles you.	They aren't here.
ww	FLIRT	You flirt outrageously.	<S-NAME> is an outrageous flirt.		
oo	DUCK <T-NAME>	You duck defensively, anticipating the oncoming swipe from <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> ducks, anticipating <T-NAMESELF>'s reaction.	<S-NAME> ducks, please oh please don't hit <S-HIM-HER>!	
mv	NTWIST SELF	You masochist!	<S-NAME> twists <S-HIS-HER> nipples.  What a masochist!		
mo	GIRN	You girn at noone in particular.	<S-NAME> girns at noone in particular.		
ms	ROFL	You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.	<S-NAME> falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.	<S-NAME> falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.	
mo	FUME	Take it easy now! count to ten, very slowly.	<S-NAME> grits <S-HIS-HER> teeth and fumes with rage.		
ot	TICKLE <T-NAME>	You tickle <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> tickles <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> tickles you-hee hee hee.	Who is that??
ww	BITE	You glare around, muttering "Bite me..." under your breath.	<S-NAME> glares around, muttering "Bite me..." under <S-HIS-HER> breath.		
mo	BLEED <T-NAME>	You bleed on <T-NAMESELF> -- ewww!	<S-NAME> bleeds on <T-NAMESELF>.  Watch out, YOU might be next!	<S-NAME> bleeds on you -- ewww!  Get away!!	Bleed on whom?
mo	FLARE	You flare your nostrils disdainfully.	<S-NAME> flares <S-HIS-HER> nostrils disdainfully.		
ss	MOAN SELF	You moan at yourself.	<S-NAME> makes <S-HIM-HERSELF> moan.		
ww	THREATEN <T-NAME>	You stand tall as you threaten <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> threatens <T-NAMESELF> forcefully.	<S-NAME> threatens you...oooooooh scary *laugh*	Whom do you wish to intimidate?
ot	HANDSHAKE	You grin brightly, and shake hands with everyone in the room.	<S-NAME> grins brightly, and shakes hands with everyone in the room.	<S-NAME> grins smarmily, and shakes hands with you.	
mo	WORRY <T-NAME>	You look at <T-NAMESELF> worriedly.	<S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF> with a troubled gaze.	<S-NAME> looks at you worriedly.	Well they obviously aren't worried -- they left!
ww	AGREE <T-NAME>	You nod in enthusiastic agreement with <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> nods in enthusiastic agreement with <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> nods in enthusiastic agreement with you.	Sorry, your target is absent.
mo	MISCHIEVOUS SELF	You grin mischievously to yourself.	<S-NAME> grins mischievously to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ss	SNIFF <T-NAME>	You sniff sadly at the way <T-HE-SHE> is treating you.	<S-NAME> sniffs sadly at the way <T-NAMESELF> is treating <S-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> sniffs sadly at the way you are treating <S-HIM-HER>.	You see no reason to sniff.
mo	TEASE <T-NAME>	You tease <T-NAMESELF> in a playful way.	<S-NAME> sticks <S-HIS-HER> tongue out at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> sticks <S-HIS-HER> tongue out at you, what a DORK!!	Tease whom?
oo	DUCK	DUCK!!!!	<S-NAME> ducks defensively.		
mo	SHAKE <T-NAME>	<S-NAME> shake <S-YOUPOSS> head disapprovingly at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> shakes <S-HIS-HER> head disapprovingly at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> shakes <S-HIS-HER> head at <T-NAME> and <S-HE-SHE> does not look pleased.	Sorry good buddy, but that person doesn't seem to be here.
ms	APPLAUD SELF	You applaud at yourself.  Boy, are we conceited!	<S-NAME> applauds at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.  Boy, are we conceited!		
mo	SNUGGLE SELF	You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.	<S-NAME> snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.		
ss	GASP SELF	You look at yourself and gasp!	<S-NAME> takes one look at <S-HIM-HERSELF> and gasps in astonisment!		
mo	TIP <T-NAME>	You tip your hat to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> gallantly tips <S-HIS-HER> hat to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> gallantly tips <S-HIS-HER> hat to you.	But there is no one here to impress?!?!
mo	PAT SELF	You pat yourself on your head, very reassuring.	<S-NAME> pats <S-HIM-HERSELF> on the head.		
mt	HUG <T-NAME>	You hug <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> hugs <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> hugs you.	Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
oo	CLAW SELF	You claw yourself to shreds!	<S-NAME> rips <S-HIM-HERSELF> to shreds with <S-HIS-HER> fingernails!		
mv	WHAP SELF	Ow! You give yourself a resounding whap upside the head.	Biff!  <S-NAME> whaps <S-HIM-HERSELF> upside the head!		
oo	TAG SELF	Unable to catch anyone else, you do the intelligent thing and tag yourself. You're still IT!	Unable to catch anyone else, <S-NAME> tags <S-HIM-HERSELF>.  Are you impressed?		
ww	PRAY	You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.	<S-NAME> begs and grovels to the powers that be.		
ww	WORSHIP SELF	You worship yourself.	<S-NAME> worships <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
mo	BLUSH	You ^rblush^?.	<S-NAME> ^rblushes^?.		
ov	FLIP <T-NAME>	You flip <T-HIM-HER> over your shoulder.	<S-NAME> flips <T-NAMESELF> over <S-HIS-HER> shoulder.	<S-NAME> flips you over <S-HIS-HER> shoulder.  Hmmmm.	You can't find the person.
mv	PURSE <T-NAME>	You gaze at <T-NAME>, pursing your lips.	<S-NAME> gazes at <T-NAME> with <S-HIS-HER> lips pursed, looking quite perplexed.	<S-NAME> gazes at <T-NAME> as <S-HE-SHE> purses <S-HIS-HER> lips, looking quite perplexed.	How perplexing -- they aren`t there.
mo	WINCE <T-NAME>	You look at <T-NAMESELF> and wince at <T-HIS-HER> remark.	<S-NAME> winces at <T-NAMESELF>'s remark.	<S-NAME> winces at your remark.	
ss	PURR SELF	You purr quietly to yourself.	<S-NAME> purrs contentedly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ov	PASSOUT	You belch and pass out.	<S-NAME> is OBVIOUSLY intoxicated... <S-HE-SHE> burps loudly and passes out!		
mv	FOLD SELF	You fold your hands in your lap.	<S-NAME> folds <S-HIS-HER> hands in <S-HIS-HER> lap.		
ww	SPAM <T-NAME>	You SPAM <T-NAMESELF> mercilessly!	<S-NAME> spams <T-NAMESELF>!	You've been SPAMMED by <S-NAME>!	Spam away -- they've left.
ss	MOO SELF	You settle down into the center of your bovine Zen; the foolish world thinks you're just mooing.	<S-NAME> is mooing at <S-HIM-HERSELF> again...  You look for an exit...		
mo	BIRD	You flick a bird...How obscene!	<S-NAME> flicks a bird at no one in particular.		
ww	CRITICIZE	Yes, but who?			
ss	BARK	You bark loudly.	<S-NAME> barks like a dog. GO DAWGS SIC 'EM!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!		
ov	RUN <T-NAME>	You run away from <T-NAMESELF> in complete terror!	<S-NAME> runs away from <T-NAMESELF> in utter terror and horror!	<S-NAME> runs from you, fearing for <S-HIS-HER> life!	No reason to be afraid, they aren't here.
ss	TSK	You shake your head slowly and tsk at nothing in particular.	<S-NAME> tsks.  Uh-oh, what did you do?		
mo	POINT SELF	You point at yourself, obviously very confused.	<S-NAME> points at <S-HIM-HERSELF>, obviously very confused.		
ss	GROWL	Grrrrrrrrrr...	<S-NAME> growls.		
oo	SCUFF	You scuff your foot sheepishly.	<S-NAME> scuffs <S-HIS-HER> foot in the dirt, looking very sheepish.		
ww	FLIRT SELF	You flirt with yourself -- what ARE you trying to gain!?!?!?	<S-NAME> flirts with <S-HIM-HERSELF>, wonder what <S-HE-SHE> is trying to accomplish?		
ov	WHIP <T-NAME>	You flick your whip across <T-HIS-HER> bare back.	<S-NAME> flicks <S-HIS-HER> whip across <T-NAMESELF>'s bare back.	<S-NAME> flicks a whip across your back... the pain.. the pleasure..	Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
ov	FBEG	You kneel down and beg forgiveness.	<S-NAME> pleads for forgviness on <S-HIS-HER> knees.		
ww	TANK SELF	No one will tank for you, eh?!? WELL, YOU'LL SHOW THEM!  (right?)	In dazzling chivalry, <S-NAME> offers to tank-- for <S-HIM-HERSELF>!		
ww	BOAST <T-NAME>	You boast to <T-NAMESELF> of all your great deeds.	<S-NAME> boasts to <T-NAMESELF>.	Once again, <S-NAME> boasts to you, what a bloated ego!	Your ego takes a blow.  They've already left.
oo	GOOSE SELF	You pinch yourself on the rear, you must be desperate.	<S-NAME> pinches <S-HIM-HERSELF> on the rear.		
ov	FART <T-NAME>	You fart at <T-HIM-HER>.  Boy, you are sick.	<S-NAME> farts in the direction of <T-NAMESELF>.  Better flee before <S-HE-SHE> turns to you!	<S-NAME> farts in your direction.  You gasp for air.	You can't hold it that long!
ot	HAND <T-NAME>	You kiss <T-HIS-HER> hand.	<S-NAME> kisses <T-NAMESELF>'s hand.  How continental!	<S-NAME> kisses your hand.  How continental!	You can't find a lady in THIS group.
ww	CURSE SELF	You swear at your own mistakes.	<S-NAME> starts swearing at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.  Why don't you help?		
mo	DROOL SELF	You drool down the front of your shirt.	<S-NAME> drools all over <S-HIM-HERSELF> -- making a TERRIBLE mess!		
ot	NUZZLE <T-NAME>	You nuzzle <T-HIS-HER> neck softly.	<S-NAME> softly nuzzles <T-NAMESELF>'s neck.	<S-NAME> softly nuzzles your neck.	No.. they aren't here..
ss	HUSH	SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH	<S-NAME> requests everyone quiet down.  Shhhhhhhhhhh...		
ot	EMBRACE <T-NAME>	You wrap your arms around <T-NAMESELF> in a warm and loving embrace.	<S-NAME> wraps <S-HIS-HER> arms around <T-NAMESELF> in a warm and loving embrace.	<S-NAME> takes you in <S-HIS-HER> arms in a warm and loving embrace.	Your heart breaks as you realize you are alone.
mo	OOGLE <T-NAME>	You oogle at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> oogles at <T-NAME> and drools.	<S-NAME> oogles at you, drooling and grinning.	Aww. All your oogle zen and they aren`t even here.
ov	SHAKE SELF	You are shaken by yourself.	<S-NAME> shakes <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
mo	COVER <T-NAME>	You glare at <T-NAMESELF> and cover your ears.	<S-NAME> glares at <T-NAMESELF> and covers <S-HIS-HER> ears.	<S-NAME> covers <S-HIS-HER> ears because of you... you are TOO LOUD!	They aren't here right now.
mo	FROWN <T-NAME>	You frown at what <T-HE-SHE> did.	<S-NAME> frowns at what <T-NAMESELF> did.	<S-NAME> frowns at what you did.	You don't see any reason to frown.
ww	SPAM	You mutter, 'spam' quietly to yourself again and again.	<S-NAME> rests in a corner and mutters 'spam' quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
oo	STAGGER <T-NAME>	You stagger toward <T-NAMESELF> as the room begins to spin.	<S-NAME> staggers into <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> staggers blindly into you.	Stagger into whom!?!?
ov	TIE <T-NAME>	You grab <T-NAMESELF> and tie <T-HIM-HER> to the bedposts.	<S-NAME> grabs <T-NAMESELF> and ties <T-HIS-HER> to a four poster bed.	<S-NAME> grabs you and ties you securely to a four poster bed.	Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
ss	SNORT	You snort derisively.	<S-NAME> snorts derisively.		
ww	WORSHIP	You prostrate yourself and worship the gods!	<S-NAME> prostrates <S-HIM-HERSELF> and worships the gods!		
ss	RASPBERRY <T-NAME>	You give <T-NAMESELF> the raspberry... and spit all over yourself.	<S-NAME> gives <T-NAMESELF> the raspberry... PHBT!  What a mess... Spit EVERYWHERE!	You are splattered with saliva as <S-NAME> gives you the raspberry... HOW RUDE!	Hang your tongue out if you like, <S-HE-SHE> isn't here.
ot	TACKLE <T-NAME>	You tackle <T-NAMESELF> playfully.	<S-NAME> playfully tackles <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> brings you down in a playful tackle!	
ss	SIGH SELF	You sigh at yourself.  You MUST be lonely.	<S-NAME> sighs at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ov	SPANK SELF	You spank yourself....HMMMMMMM...	<S-NAME> spanks <S-HIM-HERSELF>....HMMMMMMM...		
mo	TONGUE	You slowly give your tongue a nice workout.			
oo	PUNCH	Punch whom?			
ss	SNORE	Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.	<S-NAME> snores loudly.		
oo	SNOWBALL	Who do you want to throw a snowball at?			
mo	AIR <T-NAME>	You hope <T-HE-SHE> appreciates your (total lack of) talent.	<S-NAME> is surrounded by air groupies.	<S-NAME> plays a most excellent tune for you on <S-HIS-HER> most excellent air guitar.	Awww... you have no audience!
mv	FOLD <T-NAME>	You glare at <T-NAME> as you fold your arms over your chest.	<S-NAME> glares at <T-NAME> as <S-HE-SHE> folds <S-HIS-HER> arms over <S-HIS-HER> chest.	<S-NAME> glares at <T-NAME> as <S-HE-SHE> folds <S-HIS-HER> arms over <S-HIS-HER> chest.	They got away!
mo	WEDGIE	You look around for someone to wedgie.	<S-NAME> looks around for someone to wedgie.		
ov	WIGGY <T-NAME>	You wiggy <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> wiggies <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> wiggies all over you!	<S-NAME> wiggies with <S-HIM-HERSELF>.
ss	CACKLE SELF	You cackle at yourself.  Now THAT'S strange!	<S-NAME> is really crazy now!  <S-HE-SHE> cackles at <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
mo	COWER <T-NAME>	You cower away from <T-NAMESELF> and <T-HIS-HER> harsh words.	<S-NAME> cowers in a corner, terrified that <T-NAMESELF> will come after <S-HIM-HER>.	You scared poor <S-NAME>!  Now <T-HIS-HER> is cowering in a corner, afraid for <S-HIS-HER> life.	That person is AWOL at the moment.
mo	CLAW	You tighten your hands into a fist.	<S-NAME> clenches <S-HIS-HER> fists until blood drips from them...		
mo	CARESS	Who do you wish to caress?	<S-NAME> looks for someone to caress.		
ss	ZERBERT	Gotta zerbert SOMEONE!			
mo	NUZZLE	Nuzzle who??			
mo	PEER	You peer around yourself intently.	<S-NAME> peers around <S-HIM-HERSELF> intently.		
ms	CLAP	You clap your hands together.	<S-NAME> claps.		
ot	TICKLE	Whom do you want to tickle?			
ov	BEARHUG <T-NAME>	You overwhelm <T-NAMESELF> with a great, big, hulking bearhug.	<S-NAME> encompasses <T-NAMESELF> in an ENORMOUS bearhug!	<S-NAME> clutches you tightly in an overwhelming bearhug!	Perhaps you should shower your affections on someone who is here?
mt	STRIP <T-NAME>	You start to undress <T-NAMESELF> ... one piece of clothing at a time...	<S-NAME> runs <S-HIS-HER> hands over <T-NAMESELF>s body, slowly stripping away the clothing...	<S-NAME> has started to strip you... woah BABY!	Your toy doesn't seem to be here...
mo	WINK <T-NAME>	You wink suggestively at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> winks at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> winks suggestively at you.	No one with that name is present.
ov	SILLY	You do the silly walk all around the room.	<S-NAME> does the silly walk all around the room.  <S-HE-SHE> *is* silly.		
oo	SPANK	Spank whom?			
ss	SIGH <T-NAME>	You sigh as you think of <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> sighs at the sight of <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> sighs as <S-HE-SHE> thinks of you.  Touching, huh?	You really sigh, since you don't see your friend.
ws	MUTTER <T-NAME>	You mutter something to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF> and mutters something nasty under <S-HIS-HER> breath.	<S-NAME> looks at you and mutters something nasty under <S-HIS-HER> breath.	There's nothing left for you to say, they've left!
mo	SHUDDER	You shudder at the horror and repress tears.	<S-NAME> shudders at the horror and represses tears.		
mo	JUDGE	Yes, but who?			
ss	PURR <T-NAME>	You rub up against <T-NAMESELF> and purr contentedly.	<S-NAME> rubs against <T-NAMESELF> and purrs contentedly.	<S-NAME> rubs up against you and purrs contentedly.	You silly cat!  They aren't here.
mo	CONSPIRE <T-NAME>	You induct <T-HIS-HER> into your private conspiracy with a wink.	<S-NAME> winks conspiratorily at <T-NAMESELF>.  You wonder what this can mean.	<S-NAME> inducts you into <S-HIM-HER> private conspiracy with a wink.	Even you conspire against yourself.
mo	WRESTLE	You wrestle with your conscience.	<S-NAME> wrestles with <S-HIM-HER> conscience.		
oo	SPOON SELF	You curl up around yourself.	<S-name> curls up into a cute little ball.		
mv	NTWIST <T-NAME>	You twist <T-YOUPOSS> nipples.	<S-NAME> twists <T-YOUPOSS> nipples.	Ouch! <S-NAME> twists <T-YOUPOSS> nipples!	Whose nipples do you want to twist?
mo	RUFFLE	You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.			
mo	HOMEWORK	Your suddenly remember that you have to defend your thesis today...	<S-NAME> looks stricken.  Could <S-HE-SHE> have blown off some important homework?		
oo	BEARHUG	Whom do you wish to bearhug?			
mo	STARVE <T-NAME>	You throw yourself upon <T-HIS-HER> mercy, begging for food.	<S-NAME> begs <T-NAMESELF> for food.  One would think that magic would have cured hunger by now...	<S-NAME> is starving before your eyes!  Could you spare some food, please?	Sorry, but that person isn't around-- looks like you'll starve.
ov	WHIP SELF	You whip yourself into a frenzy.	<S-NAME> whips <S-HIM-HERSELF> into a frenzy.		
mo	BLUSH SELF	You blush at your own folly.	<S-NAME> blushes as he notices <S-HIS-HER> mistake.		
ss	HOWL <T-NAME>	You howl soulfully at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> howls at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> howls soulfully at you.	Who? What? Where?
ww	LOVE	You love the whole world.	<S-NAME> loves everybody in the world.		
mo	LIGHTBULB	*Ding!*  Inspiration!	A light bulb appears above <S-NAME>'s head!		
mo	FLARE <T-NAME>	You flare your nostrils disdainfully at <T-NAMESELF>... HOW RUDE!	<S-NAME> flares <S-HIS-HER> nostrils disdainfully at <T-NAMESELF> and turns up <S-HIS-HER> snobbish nose.	<S-NAME> flares <S-HIS-HER> nostrils disdainfully at you... what'd you DO???	Flare if you wish, but that person isn't here to see it.
mo	STARE SELF	You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.	<S-NAME> stares dreamily at <S-HIM-HERSELF> - NARCISSIST!		
ot	WHAP <T-NAME>	You whap <T-NAMESELF> upside the head!	With a resounding WHAP!, <S-NAME> reprimands <T-NAMESELF>.	HEY!  <S-NAME> whaps you upside the head!	Whiff...
ss	LOL	You laugh hysterically.	<S-NAME> laughs hysterically.		
mo	PECK	Wouldn't you like to do that to a person, or do you prefer air?			
mo	GLARE <T-NAME>	You glare icily at <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> glares at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.	You try to glare at somebody who is not present.
mv	NARROW	You narrow your eyes in disdain.	<S-NAME> narrows <S-HIS-HER> eyes in disdain.		
mo	VIEW	You sit back and watch the world go by.	<S-NAME> kicks back and enjoys the view.		
ss	MOAN	You start to moan.	<S-NAME> starts moaning.		
mo	TONGUE SELF	You slowly tongue yourself.	<S-NAME> slowly tongues <S-HIM-HERSELF>... ICK.		
mo	DROOL	You drool down the front of your shirt.	<S-NAME> drools all over <S-HIM-HERSELF> -- making a TERRIBLE mess!		
mo	TEASE SELF	You tease yourself. NYAH NYAH NYAH.	<S-NAME> teases <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
oo	STRUT <T-NAME>	You strut to get <T-HIS-HER> attention.	<S-NAME> struts, hoping to get <T-NAMESELF>'s attention.	<S-NAME> struts, hoping to get your attention.	You don't see an audience.
ss	DSIGH <T-NAME>	You sigh deeply at <T-NAME>, exasperated.	<S-NAME> sighs deeply at <T-NAME> in exasperation.	Oh, no.  Now you`ve done it.  <S-NAME> sighs deeply at <T-NAME> in exasperation.	*sigh*
mo	AIR	You grab your air guitar and play for all you're worth.	<S-NAME> air-guitars like a mad man ... EXCELLENT!!!		
ov	DISCODANCE <T-NAME>	You grab <T-NAMESELF> and disco wildly!  Groovy!	<S-name> grabs <T-nameself> and does <S-his-her> best Travolta!	<S-name> grabs you and does <S-his-her> best Travolta!	It`s okay, you can disco solo, too.
ss	SNIFFLE	You sniff sadly. *SNIFF*	<S-NAME> sniffs sadly.		
mv	PET SELF	You happily pet yourself.	<S-NAME> pets <S-HIM-HERSELF>. What a show!		
ov	KNEE SELF	What ARE you thinking !?!??!?!?!?!			
oo	EXPLODE SELF	Your soul burns brightly then fades to nothing.	<S-NAME> implodes!!!  Only a grease spot remains where <S-HE-SHE> once stood.		
mo	SQUIRM <T-NAME>	You look at <T-NAMESELF> and squirm with delight.	<S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF> and squirms with delight.	<S-NAME> looks at you and squirms with delight.	
ot	LACES SELF	You tie your own shoelaces together, try to walk, and promptly fall.	<S-NAME> cleverly ties <S-HIS-HER> own shoelaces together, tries to walk, and sprawls flat on the floor.		
ss	SMURF <T-NAME>	You smurf <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> smurf(s) <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> smurfs you!	That's not smurfy! They left!
ss	HUSH <T-NAME>	You nicely ask <T-NAMESELF> to be more quiet.	<S-NAME> nicely asks <T-NAMESELF> to be more quiet.	<S-NAME> kindly requests that you please quiet down.	Who needs to be silenced?
mv	DOH	You hit your head like Homer Simpson and holler `DOH!!!`	<S-NAME> hits <S-HIS-HER> head like Homer Simpson and hollers `DOH!!!`		
oo	LIVER <T-NAME>	You rip out <T-HIS-HER> liver and eat it.	<S-NAME> rips out <T-NAMESELF>'s liver and eats it.	<S-NAME> rips out your liver and eats it.	The object of your wrath is absent.
m 	HAIR SELF	You impatiently brush your hair from your face.	<s-name> brushes <s-his-her> hair out of <s-his-her> face.		
ww	YODEL <T-NAME>	<T-NAMESELF> covers <T-HIS-HER> ears as you begin to yodel.	<S-NAME> yodels to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> yodels to you...you cringe and turn away.	That person just escaped!
ww	BOAST SELF	You boast to yourself of all your great feats!  Your own biggest fan.	<S-NAME> boasts to <S-HIM-HERSELF> -- what an ego!		
ww	BABBLE SELF	You babble on and on to yourself, FINALLY! someone who LISTENS!!	<S-NAME> babbles quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
mo	MULL	You mull over the idea at hand, asking for patience.	<S-NAME> mulls over the idea at hand.  Please be patient.		
mo	STROKE SELF	You are about to do something you'd rather not be caught doing.			
ss	GROAN <T-NAME>	You groan at the sight of <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> groans at the sight of <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> groans at the sight of you.	You see no reason to groan.
oo	CAMEL	You pretend you are a camel.	<S-NAME> pretends to be a camel.		
mo	CONFUSED <T-NAME>	You blink slowly, trying to decipher <T-HIS-HER> comment.	<S-NAME> blinks slowly.  Maybe <T-NAMESELF> left a word out of <T-HIS-HER> sentence...	<S-NAME> blinks slowly.  Maybe you left a word out of your sentence?	No wonder you're confused.
mo	CAMEL SELF	You light a Camel cigarette and inhale sharply.	<S-NAME> lights a Camel cigarette and inhales sharply.		
mt	MASSAGE <T-NAME>	You gently massage <T-NAMESELF>'s shoulders.	<S-NAME> massages <T-NAMESELF>'s shoulders.	<S-NAME> gently massages your shoulders - Ahhhhhhhhhh...	You can only massage someone in the same room as you.
mo	STARVE	You show your prominent ribs and hope that someone will take pity.	<S-NAME> is withering before your eyes!  Starvation!		
mt	NOOGIE SELF	You rub your head and create a static charge...	<S-NAME> rubs <S-HIS-HER> OWN head and creates a static charge... *ZAP*		
ot	SLOBBER <T-NAME>	You slobber on <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> slobbers on <T-NAMESELF>  **Yuck**	<S-NAME> slobbers disgustingly on you.	Slobber on WHOM?
mo	SSMILE SELF	You sweetly smile to yourself.	<S-NAME> smiles sweetly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
mo	KISS SELF	All the lonely people :(			
mo	VOODOO SELF	You stab a pin into your own voodoo doll!  Agony!	<S-NAME> jabs a pin into <S-HIS-HER> own voodoo doll, and twitches in agony!		
mo	CONFUSED	Your confusion is showing.	<S-NAME> blinks slowly...		
mt	BONK <T-NAME>	You bonk <T-NAMESELF> on the head for being such a moron.	<S-NAME> bonks <T-NAMESELF> on the head for being such an UTTER moron.	<S-NAME> bonks you on the head for being so foolish.	***BONK*** they left...
mv	TOUT <T-NAME>	You stick your tongue out at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> sticks <S-HIS-HER> tongue out at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> sticks <S-HIS-HER> tongue out at <T-NAME>.	Are you sure you wish to stick your tongue out without an audience?
mo	EYEBROW <T-NAME>	You raise your eyebrow at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> raises an eyebrow at <T-NAMESELF>'s weird actions.	<S-NAME> raises an eyebrow at you.	Forget it.  They aren't here.
mv	LBITE	Who do you want to give love bites?			
mv	FIDGET <T-NAME>	You fidget uncomfortably under <T-YOUPOSS> gaze.	<S-NAME> fidgets uncomfortably under <T-YOUPOSS> gaze.	<S-NAME> fidgets uncomfortably under <T-YOUPOSS> gaze.	There is no one there by that name.
mo	EMBRACE	Who would you like to embrace?			
ss	PANT <T-NAME>	You pant lustily at <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> looks at <T-NAMESELF> and pants lustily.	<S-NAME> looks at you and pants lustily...	
ms	CLAP <T-NAME>	You clap at <T-HIS-HER> performance.	<S-NAME> claps at <T-NAMESELF>'s performance.	<S-NAME> claps at your performance.	You clap for nothing.
ww	BEG <T-NAME>	You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> begs you for money. You graciously let <S-HIM-HER> peep at your fortune.	<S-NAME> begs <T-NAMESELF> for a dime or two - or twenty !	Your money-lender seems to be out for the moment.
mo	COWER	You cower in a corner.	<S-NAME> cowers in a corner and whimpers softly.		
mo	AIR SELF	You play softly to yourself.			
mo	GROPE	Whom do you wish to grope ??			
ss	SNICKER <T-NAME>	You snicker at <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> snickers at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> snickers at you.	Huh?
mo	TWITCH	You twitch nervously.	<S-NAME> twitches nervously.		
oo	ROSE SELF	You give yourself a rose and feel a little sad...	<S-NAME> gives <S-HIM-HERSELF> a rose, dont you feel sorry for <S-HIM-HER>?		
mo	SNAP SELF	You snap yourself to attention.	<S-NAME> snaps <S-HIM-HERSELF> to attention.		
ot	GROPE <T-NAME>	Well, what sort of noise do you expect here?	<S-NAME> gropes <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> gropes you.	Try someone who's here.
mo	PISSED <T-NAME>	You turn a stoney gaze toward <T-NAMESELF>... you are SOOO pissed at <T-NAMESELF>!	<S-NAME> glares at <S-NAME>.... <S-NAME> is SOOO PISSED at <S-HIM-HER>!	<S-NAME> is pissed at you now... What do you think <S-HE-SHE>'ll DO?	That person is not here...
mo	LIFE	You try to get a life, and fail.	<S-NAME> tries to get a life, and fails.		
ss	TSK <T-NAME>	You tsk <T-NAME>, <T-HE-SHE> deserves it.	<T-NAME> is being tsked by <S-NAME> for something.	Ack, <S-NAME> is tsking you!  Hide!	Tsk, tsk, tsk.
mo	GRIMACE <T-NAME>	You grimace at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> grimaces at <S-NAME>.	<S-NAME> grimaces at you.  What could be wrong?	You grimace at no one in particular.
mo	BIRD <T-NAME>	You shoot a bird at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> gives <T-NAMESELF> the bird.	<S-NAME> gives you the bird...What an ass!	Don't you hate to waste a good obscene gesture like that?
mo	WORRY	You worry about what's going to happen.	A troubled look suddenly crosses <S-NAME>'s face.  Wonder what's wrong?		
mo	JUDGE <T-NAME>	You judge <S-HIM-HER> on a scale of 1 to 10.	On a scale from 1 to 10, <S-NAME> thinks <T-NAMESELF> is a complete ZERO!!!	<S-NAME> judges your actions on a scale of 1 to 10 and comes up with ZERO!!!	They aren't here right now.
mo	MASSAGE SELF	You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.	<S-NAME> gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ov	BOUNCE SELF	You bounce your head like a basketball.	<S-NAME> plays basketball with <S-HIS-HER> head.		
ww	GRUMBLE	You grumble distractedly to yourself	<S-NAME> grumbles and growls. You wonder what's wrong...		
ww	TOAST <T-NAME>	You raise your glass of champagne to <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> silently toasts <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> silently toasts you.	Your object of praise is absent.
mo	HEAD <T-NAME>	You toss your head haughtily at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> tosses <S-HIS-HER> head haughtily at <T-NAMESELF>... what an ATTITUDE!	<S-NAME> tossed <S-HIS-HER> head haughtily at you... :(	That person is AWOL.
mo	MATE <T-NAME>	You make passionate love to <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> makes passionate love to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> makes passionate love to you.	Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
mo	EGRIN	You grin evilly.	<S-NAME> grins evilly.		
mo	PECK SELF	You must REALLY like yourself.	<S-NAME> tries in vain to wrap <S-HIS-HER> lips around <S-HIS-HER> cheeks.		
ww	SERENADE	You raise your voice in a loud serenade to your invisible love.	<S-NAME> raises <S-HIS-HER> voice to serenade the world.		
ww	LOVE <T-NAME>	You tell your true feelings to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> whispers softly to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> whispers to you sweet words of love.	Alas, your love is not present...
oo	WIGGLE	Your wiggle your bottom.	<S-NAME> wiggles <S-HIS-HER> bottom.		
ot	ZERBERT <T-NAME>	You lift <T-NAMESELF>'s shirt and blow loudly into <T-HIS-HER> navel!	<S-NAME> raises <T-NAME>s shirt and blows some tummy!	<S-NAME> raises your shirt and blows into your tummy!	You missed.
ww	WORSHIP <T-NAME>	You fall on your knees and worship <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> falls on <S-HIS-HER> knees and worships <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> falls to the ground and worships you.	You can't worship someone who isn't here.
oo	ADJUST	You look around, make sure nobody is watching, and you adjust your "Tool."	<S-NAME> looks around slyly, smiles, then reaches down and "adjusts" <S-HIM-HERSELF>...		
mo	TACKLE	You're going to tackle everyone in the room?!			
ov	MOSH SELF	Masochist!	<S-NAME> throws <S-HIM-HERSELF> on the floor, grinding <S-HIM-HERSELF> into a bloody pulp		
mo	SMIRK	You smirk.	<S-NAME> smirks.		
mv	ANGELIC	You smile angelically.	Becoming the poster child of innocence, <S-NAME> smiles angelically.		
ss	INNOCENT	You innocently whistle a tune.	<S-NAME> looks around and whistles innocently.		
mo	EXCITED	Whoohoo!	<S-NAME> is so excited <S-HE-SHE> is bouncing off the walls!		
ss	GACK SELF	*GACK!*	Appalled, <S-NAME> gacks at <S-HIM-HERSELF>!		
mo	BECKON SELF	You beckon to your shadow to follow.	<S-NAME> beckons to <S-HIS-HER> shadow to follow.		
mo	TIP	You tip your hat gallantly.	<S-NAME> gallantly tips <S-HIS-HER> hat.		
mo	EMBRACE SELF	You try to console yourself with a loving embrace.	<S-NAME> tries to console <S-HIM-HERSELF> by wrapping <S-HIS-HER> arms around <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ww	SERENADE <T-NAME>	You raise your voice in a loving serenade to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> raises <S-HIS-HER> voice in a loving serenade to <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> serenades you, you are swept away by <S-HIS-HER> voice.	The one that you wish to serenade has left you to sing to yourself.
mt	MAKE <T-NAME>	You steam up the windows with <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> and <T-NAMESELF> start steaming up the windows.	<S-NAME> starts steaming up the windows with you.	Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
mv	PURSE	You purse your lips.	<S-NAME> gains a look of perplexity as <S-HE-SHE> purses <S-HIS-HER> lips.		
ss	CRY SELF	You cry to yourself.	<S-NAME> sobs quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
mo	FUME <T-NAME>	You stare at <T-HIM-HER>, fuming.	<S-NAME> stares at <T-NAMESELF>, fuming with rage.	<S-NAME> stares at you, fuming with rage!	Fume away... they ain't here.
mo	TIE	You toy with a pair of handcuffs suggestively.	<S-NAME> toys suggestively with a pair of handcuffs.		
oo	STRUT SELF	You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.	<S-NAME> struts to <S-HIM-HERSELF>, lost in <S-HIS-HER> own world.		
mo	EYE <T-NAME>	You eye <t-name> suspiciously.	<s-name> sizes up <t-name> carefully. You wonder what <s-he-she> is up to.	<s-name> eyes you suspiciously. What did you do?	You must be going blind! They aren`t here.
ww	CRITICIZE SELF	You criticize yourself profusely.	<S-NAME> tears <S-HIM-HERSELF> apart, cursing <S-HIS-HER> own stupidity.		
ov	RUN	You run away in terror and horror!	<S-NAME> runs away in utter terror!		
mo	LICK	You lick your mouth and smile.	<S-NAME> licks <S-HIS-HER> mouth and smiles.		
mv	ANGELIC <T-NAME>	You smile angelically at <T-NAME>, the epitome of innocence exuding from you.	In an attempt to be the epitome of innocence, <S-NAME> smiles angelically at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> tries to smile angelically at you. And pigs fly.	You and innocence mix like oil and water -- and they knew that before they left.
mo	RUB	You rub your hands together in greedy anticipation.	<S-NAME> rubs <S-HIS-HER> hands together in greedy anticipation.		
mt	RUB <T-NAME>	You give <T-NAMESELF> a nice, long, kinky rubdown.	<S-NAME> gives <T-NAMESELF> a nice long rubdown.	<S-NAME> gives you a rubdown, running <S-HIS-HER> hands over your tense shoulders...Mmmm...	Shame to waste those talented hands, but they've already left.
ss	GIGGLE <T-NAME>	You giggle at <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> giggles at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> giggles at you.	You giggle by yourself, since you can't find a partner to giggle with.
ot	FRENCH <T-NAME>	You give <T-NAMESELF> a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...	<S-NAME> kisses <T-NAMESELF> passionately.	<S-NAME> gives you a long and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...	Your heart is filled with despair as that person is not here.
mo	FLINCH SELF	You can't belive what you've done...	<S-NAME> twitches violently, shocked at <S-HIS-HER> own behavior.		
ot	POUND <T-NAME>	You pound <T-HIM-HER> into a bloody mass.	<S-NAME> pounds <T-NAMESELF> into a bloody mass.	<S-NAME> pounds you into a bloody mass.	Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
ww	GRUMBLE SELF	Why bother?			
mo	PET <T-NAME>	You gently pet <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> gently pets <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> pets you softly.	Oops. Sorry. Nobody is here to pet!
mo	BLEED SELF	You bleed all over yourself.	<S-NAME> bleeds profusely all over <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ss	TSK SELF	You tsk yourself because of your poor behavior.	<S-NAME> is tsking <S-HISHERSELF>.  You don`t see that everyday.		
ov	WHIP	You crack your bullwhip menacingly.	<S-NAME> cracks a bullwhip menacingly.		
ov	CHARGE SELF	You run your head into a brick wall.  OUCH!			
ot	FONDLE <T-NAME>	You fondly fondle <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> fondly fondles <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> fondly fondles you.	You fondly try to fondle someone not in the room, but who cares.
ot	SLAP <T-NAME>	*thwock!* You slap <T-NAMESELF> ringingly.	*thwock!* <S-NAME> slaps <T-NAMESELF>!	<S-NAME> slaps you stingingly.	How about slapping someone in the same room as you ??
mo	GLARE SELF	You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.	<S-NAME> glares at <S-HIS-HER> feet, what is bothering <S-HIM-HER>?		
ss	AARGH	AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!	<S-NAME> throws back <S-HIS-HER> head and howls in profound frustration!		
ww	PRAY SELF	Talk about narcissism...	<S-NAME> performs some strange yoga-exercises and mumbles a prayer to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ov	KNEE <T-NAME>	You knee <T-HIM-HER> hard in the groin.	<T-NAMESELF> doubles over in pain as <S-NAME> knees <T-HIM-HER> in the groin!	<S-NAME> suddenly knees you in the groin!  You fall to your knees in agony.	Whom do you wish to render impotent?
mo	SPIT SELF	You spit on yourself, pretty nasty eh?	<S-NAME> spits on <S-HIM-HERSELF>...what a sicko!		
ss	GACK <T-NAME>	Appalled, you gack at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> gacks expressively, shooting <T-NAMESELF> a dismayed look.	<S-NAME> gacks, and looks your way, dismayed.	That person isn't here.
ov	GOUGE <T-NAME>	In a fit of rage, you attempt to gouge out <T-YOUPOSS> eyes. Take that!	Outraged, <S-NAME> tries to gouge out <T-YOUPOSS> eyes!	In a fit of rage, <S-NAME> tries to gouge out <T-YOUPOSS> eyes! OWW!	No one present goes by that name.
mv	TOUT SELF	You stick your tongue out and wag it all about.	<S-NAME> sticks <S-HIS-HER> tongue out and wags it all about.		
ww	PROPOSE SELF	You are SO full of yourself!	<S-NAME> proposes to <S-HIM-HERSELF> -- how narcissistic!		
ss	GACK	Gaaack!	<S-NAME> gacks with dismay!		
ss	POLITE	You give a polite little chuckle.	<S-NAME> gives a polite little chuckle.		
ov	ROFLMAO SELF	You roll on the floor hysterically laughing your ass off.	<S-NAME> rolls on the floor hysterically laughing <S-HIS-HER> ass off.		
mo	LEAN SELF	You try to lean on yourself. How will that work?	<S-NAME> tries to lean on <S-HIM-HERSELF> and fails miserably.		
mo	SNAP	Eureka!  You snap your fingers.	<S-NAME> snaps <S-HIS-HER> fingers.		
ot	SUPPORT <T-NAME>	You hug <T-HIM-HER> supportively and smile.	<S-NAME> hugs <T-NAMESELF> supportively and smiles.	<S-NAME> hugs you supportively and smiles.	Sorry, friend, I can't see that person here.
ss	SNORT <T-NAME>	You snort derisively at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> snorts derisively at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> snorts at you.	Snort at whom?
ww	CHEER	You cheer and dance as the joy within you bursts forth!	<S-NAME> cheers and sings... <S-HE-SHE> is just BURSTING with joy!		
ot	PAT <T-NAME>	You pat <T-NAMESELF> on <T-HIS-HER> head.	<S-NAME> pats <T-NAMESELF> on <T-HIS-HER> head.	<S-NAME> pats you on your head.	Who, where, what?
ss	COUGH <T-NAME>	You cough ostentatiously on <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> coughs ostentatiously on <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> coughs on ostentatiously on you.	
mo	EYE	You eye the room suspiciously.	<S-NAME> eyes the room suspiciously.		
ov	DISCODANCE	Groovy!	<S-NAME> discos wildly!		
ss	CHUCKLE <T-NAME>	You chuckle at <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> chuckles at <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> chuckles at you.	You can't find a friend to chuckle with.
ww	BOAST	You boast loudly of all your amazing accomplishments.	<S-NAME> boasts loudly in a pigheaded fashion.		
oo	SCUFF <T-NAME>	You scuff your foot, avoiding <T-NAMESELF>'s gaze.	<S-NAME> scuffs <S-HIS-HER> foot and shyly avoids <T-NAMESELF>'s gaze.	<S-NAME> scuffs <S-HIS-HER> foot and shyly avoids your gaze.	They aren't here.
mo	FAREWELL <T-NAME>	You raise a hand in farewell to <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> raises a hand in farewell to <T-NAME>.	<S-NAME> raises a hand in farewell to you.	
mo	SNAP <T-NAME>	You snap back at <T-HIM-HER>.	<S-NAME> snaps back at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> snaps back at you!	You must be very agitated.
ms	ROFL <T-NAME>	You fall to the floor laughing at <T-NAMESELF>'s remark.	<S-NAME> rolls on the floor laughing at <T-NAMESELF>'s antics!	<S-NAME> rolls on the floor laughing at your antics!	
ss	SIGH	You sigh.	<S-NAME> sighs.		
mo	HAIR <T-NAME>	You gently brush <t-youposs> hair of <t-his-her> face.	<s-name> gently brushes the hair off <t-youposs> face.	<s-name> gently brushes the hair out of your eyes.	Hello!!! They aren`t here.
oo	DROOL <T-NAME>	You drool messily on <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> drools upon <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> looks at you lustily and drools.	Oh fine, make a pool of slobber -- they aren't even here!
ss	SQUEAL <T-NAME>	You look at <T-NAMESELF> and squeal with delight!	<S-NAME> squeals with delight at <T-NAMESELF>.	<S-NAME> looks at you and squeals with delight!	
mo	TWIDDLE <T-NAME>	You twiddle <T-HIS-HER> ears.	<S-NAME> twiddles <T-NAMESELF>'s ears.	<S-NAME> twiddles your ears.	You don't see the person here.
mo	WINK SELF	You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to?	<S-NAME> winks at <S-HIM-HERSELF> - something strange is going on...		
mo	CRINGE SELF	I beg your pardon?			
ot	LACES <T-NAME>	With the greatest of stealth, you tie <T-HIS-HER> shoelaces together.	<S-NAME> sneaks up to <T-NAMESELF> and ties <T-HIS-HER> shoelaces together.	You try to take a step, and you hit the world facedown!  Someone must have tied your shoelaces together!	Whose laces?
mo	BLEED	You bleed profusely -- making a horrible mess!	<S-NAME> weakly bleeds all over the floor.		
mo	STROKE	You stroke the air vaguely.	<S-NAME> makes vague stroking motions.		
ss	LAUGH	You laugh.	<S-NAME> laughs.		
mo	SAGE	You nod sagely.	<S-NAME> nods sagely.		
ws	MUTTER	You mutter quietly to yourself.	<S-NAME> mutters something quietly to <S-HIM-HERSELF>.		
ss	BRB	Hope to see you soon!	<S-NAME> will be right back!		
mo	KISS	Isn't there someone you want to kiss?			
ww	SERENADE SELF	You sing a loud serenade to yourself.  What type of person are you?!	<S-NAME> serenades <S-HIM-HERSELF>.  What an ego!		
mo	PISSED	You are PISSED!	<S-NAME> is PISSED so watch out!		
mo	WHEW	That was a close call. You better check your pants.	WHEW! <S-NAME> just survived a close call! Don`t ask about <S-HIS-HER> pants.		
mo	NIBBLE SELF	You nibble on your OWN ear ???????????????????	<S-NAME> nibbles on <S-HIS-HER> OWN ear (I wonder how it is done !!).		
oo	GOOSE	Who would you like to goose?			
mo	PALE SELF	You feel the blood draining from your face.			
ss	LAUGH <T-NAME>	You laugh at <T-NAMESELF> mercilessly.	<S-NAME> laughs at <T-NAMESELF> mercilessly.	<S-NAME> laughs at you mercilessly.	You can't find the butt of your joke.
